Happy Memorial Day Weekend!
I meant to post pictures of the Memorial Day Holiday Wall I decorated at work earlier, but forgot to what with all the excitement of my three day Memorial Day weekend. And by “excitement” I mean laying on the couch in my pajamas watching an I Dream of Jeannie marathon, getting up only to refill my sippy [...]
So my posse and I went to the goat farm on Saturday and played with the goats for hours until it got so fucking hot I thought I’d die. Seriously, I can’t believe I’ll be going through another South Carolina summer, or what I call “Perpetual Sweat Season.” At 5:50, ten minutes before The Rapture, we [...]
Free at last, free at last! Thank God Almighty, he’s free at last!
Jack went to the vet Friday and got a clean bill of health! He doesn’t have to be crated anymore and can resume his world domination plans. Those were the veterinarian’s exact words. Well, kind of. It was more like “He can resume his normal activities.” Which mostly means [...]
Make sure the obit reads “assassinated”
I would be very easy to kill.
I have fairly regular habits. I leave the house for work at the same time. I leave work every evening at the same time. I walk to the mailbox at the same time everyday. I am at the same grocery store every Sunday morning.
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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