I went to the post office yesterday because they informed me I had two packages that needed to be picked up. One package was from Yabu at Bad Bad JuJu.
He sent me a bottle of hot sauce that he swears by and a beautiful handmade stained glass ornament made [...]
Yesterday I woke up and it was the first time in my life I can remember ever waking up and not having the urgency to urinate. I lay there on my back, stretched a big stretch, because stretching in bed feels so good, and thought “Wow, I don’t need to pee.” And as I started to close my [...]
My inner voice needs a good bitch-slapping.
The company I work for is drug testing us this week and even though I don’t do drugs I have to admit that there’s a thought in my head that’s all “OH MY GOD WHAT IF I TEST FALSE POSITIVE!?” because no matter how secure I am in a FACT, particularly this FACT of not doing drugs, there’s this internal [...]
Wherein I whine about my cold instead of Steve Jobs’ death. Rest in peace, you wonderful sonsabitch. I’ll run my iPhone at half mast today in your honor. That’s at two and a half signal bars, which is actually one and a half more signal bars than I’m used to.
I’m getting a cold or malaria or TB or something and it’s pissing me off because the South Carolina State Fair starts next week and I want to eat my weight in fair food and if I’m all sick and snotty I won’t be able to and that sucks. I didn’t have any “cold medicine” in the house [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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