And so it begins.
I think I have stomach rabies. Or maybe it’s just gas. I don’t know, but belching makes it feel better. Never add two extra jalapenos when the recipe calls for one and then top it off with half a bag of Circus Peanuts for dessert. You’re just asking for stomach rabies. And while I was laying [...]
It’s summer here which means it is flip-flop weather, and by “flip-flop weather” I don’t mean wearing sandals and playing on a beach or going to cookouts with friends. No, what I mean is it’s hot as hell and humid and I literally want to smack the shit out of people with a flip-flop almost [...]
Mike Wallace is dead and I don’t feel too good either.
To honor Jesus dying for our sins and then coming back to life three days later, I went on a three day drinking binge. Well, actually it was two and a half days since I had to work Friday. I figured since it was Easter my liver would resurrect by Sunday afternoon, but apparently God had different plans, and I [...]
No one can beat a dead horse like I can, especially if it has gout.
J hurt his elbow last week, and when he first told me his elbow hurt I told him it was gout. He was all “It’s not gout, Laura, I sprained it is all” and I was all “Yeah, you sprained it with gout” and he just rolled his eyes and shook his head at me like he [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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