If I can’t get any followers on Twitter how the hell am I going to take over the world?
I have 59 followers on Twitter. Out of those 59 followers only 4 of them are actual humans. The rest are spammers and porn bots that I don’t delete because, well, having 4 followers is pretty sad. I leave them for friends list fluff. Out of my 4 human followers, 1 actually tweets to me. [...]
And the winners are:
The Grand Prize Winner and guaranteed survivor of the Zombie Apocalyspe as chosen by Random.Org is:
The Consolation Prize Winner with no guarantee of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse as chosen by Random.Org is:
Jesus Christ, will this Zombie Survival Giveaway ever end?
You best be entering THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GIVEAWAY EXTRAVAGANZA today. The winners will be chosen by a random generator tomorrow morning. Yes, winners- as in plural. Because I fucking rock, I would like to take this opportunity to inform you that there will be a consolation prize also. Yes, [...]
THE GIVEAWAY *UPDATE- Closed
Because May is awesome and so am I, I am here to announce the giveaway. It shall henceforth be called:
THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GIVEAWAY EXTRAVAGANZA
Because J told me the legal liability I’d be subject to, I could not give away a weapon. Dammit. So you’re going [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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