It’s Q & A Friday!
Question: Who destroyed my stapler three mintes after the cat knocked it off the desk?
Question: What dog-stealing WHORE will be on television later this month on a dance competition show?
Question: What did I purchase for the momentous [...]
Yesterday I was sitting at my desk minding my own business, mentally making a list of people I want to assassinate off the clock when it happened. At first I felt a small tremble, then it started to increase. I thought, “FUCK! Epilepsy.” Then I noticed things were moving, not me, and I thought “FUCK! Poltergeist.” Then it hit [...]
The Great Dinosaur Wars continues in between the drunken stupors and diabetic comas.
The dinosaurs declared war on the Cherokee Nation when they refused to refund the $100 T-Rex lost at the poker tables. Besides being nearsighted, and bad at math, T-Rex’s wee little arms were not made for card playing and the Indians knew this. Asshole Indians.
I went from liver failure [...]
I found what the police helicopter was looking for the other night in my yard:
I’m not certain if you can tell by this photo, but that spider, including its legs, is as big as my hand and I will also tell you that I screamed like a little girl when I saw it and [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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