Alexander Skarsgård wrote me a love note, y’all!
One of my readers said that I should send Alexander Skarsgård a note directing him to my blog, so I did even though I knew I risked a restraining order, and lo and behold he wrote me back (!!) because I know he felt an irresistible attraction to me, like most men do. Shut. Up.
I know to [...]
I think I’ll frame and hang this restraining order over the mantel, next to the others.
Look who’s madly in love with me:
That’s right Alexander Skarsgärd, also known as Eric Northman from True Blood, previously known as one of my imaginary boyfriends, futurely known as my real-time boyfriend lovah. It’s just a matter of time now; time and patience. And roofies. Lots of roofies. Oh, and duct tape. And several feet of rope. Let’s check my [...]
Sarah G, a long time reader, emailed me a link the other day about September 28th being World Rabies Day because she knows I suffer from thumb rabies. This got me to thinking about how little is known about thumb rabies and how it’s like the redheaded stepchild of the foaming at [...]
Wherein I discuss George Clooney’s latest girlfriend in a civilized, mature manner.
According to all the gossip magazines and all of you in my comments this is what my Boo is putting his penis in lately:
They say she used to kick box wrestle in a bikini and if by “kick box wrestling in a bikini” you mean performing in a Tijuana Donkey Show, then [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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