Happy Birthday Boo
May 6 is my man’s birthday. I am posting this early because I am sure he’ll be too busy with his Hollywood parties to google his name on his birthday. This is called trolling. So Happy Birthday George Clooney! Call me.
Q and A Part Two Zombie George
Wow. My inbox runneth over. For this installment I chose this question because it made me laugh. Thanks Joe.
It’s late. You’re home alone dressing up your pets for an impromptu tea party. There’s a knock on the door. You look at the clock. “Who the fuck could that be here this late?” You [...]
Mick Jagger is a liar
I think my iPod is haunted. Every morning I set it to shuffle while I’m working and every morning it keeps playing “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” by the Rolling Stones like every third or fourth song. ALL DAY LONG. And it’s not because I don’t have enough songs on there. I have [...]
Move over, Martin Scorsese
According to the poll, most of you want more cussing and all of you think I’m awesome. I agree with all you fuckers.
I don’t have too much new here. Oh, Hell’s about to freeze over. Yep, there’s going to be a freeze here tonight. It’s April. It’s the south. The end is near. I [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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