And so it begins.
I think I have stomach rabies. Or maybe it’s just gas. I don’t know, but belching makes it feel better. Never add two extra jalapenos when the recipe calls for one and then top it off with half a bag of Circus Peanuts for dessert. You’re just asking for stomach rabies. And while I was laying [...]
More shitty phone pics while I think about a naked Eric Northman.
I just found out today that the new season of True Blood starts this Sunday. Now I am so giddy that I can’t even think about writing an entry. So instead of just not blogging like a normal person, I’m posting shitty random pics from my iPhone like the attention whore I am. Did you know I have an iPhone? [...]
Who has the best boyfriend in the world, I mean, besides that ex-wrestler WHORE Stacy Keibler?
I know it’s a shitty pic, but it’s anything but shitty. It’s my birthday present from J. A brand new Dell Inspiron One. It’s a touchscreen and has a bunch of other stuff [...]
Here’s my hand-modeling hand catching a short bus:
I’m thinking that if I don’t get hired to model nail polish, I should get a job naming the nail polish colors. That’s got to be one cushy job. I’ve even been thinking of a few color names:
Dark purple- “Punched in the Throat Purple”
Light Orange- [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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