George Clooney And My Other Imaginary Boyfriends

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The five six stages of loss and grief that I went through yesterday in front of my computer told by my thoughts and gifs that I think won’t show on any Safari browser and I’m not going to fix it because I’m still working on Stage 6 so get your ass to a PC if you want to see them.

By Laura On September 29, 2014 · 69 Comments

1. Denial.

I was all “No way. This is just some National Enquirer bullshit.”

2. Anger.

Then I was all “THAT MOTHERFUCKIN’ LIAR! HE SAID HE’D NEVER MARRY!”

3. Bargaining.

Then I was all “If only he would had met me first!” and I asked God to turn back [...]

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FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

By Laura On September 28, 2014 · 50 Comments

I know I haven’t been blogging lately, and I don’t know when I will exactly. Right now I’m over here crying into a gallon container of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Häagen-Dazs listening to Air Supply’s ‘All Out of Love’ on my iPod on repeat. As soon as I’m strong enough to switch-up to Gloria Gaynor’s ‘I [...]

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My Haiku for you.

By Laura On August 2, 2014 · 38 Comments

Whenever I’m sad or unhappy, instead of getting loud and angry and violent, I like to express my feelings in poetry. SHUT. UP. IT’S TRUE. Anyway, I thought I’d keep this short and write a Haiku poem to express myself. To be perfectly honest I’m not very familiar with Haiku (or even the English language or sentence structure, [...]

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Wherein I post my end-of-year disappointment list because I don’t make New Year’s resolutions, not because I can’t keep them mind you, but because you can’t improve upon perfection. Shut. Up.

By Laura On December 30, 2013 · 38 Comments

All in all 2013 was one of the most fantastic years of my adult life. I got to quit a suck-ass job, move out of a suck-ass city to a quaint, small town, and into a fabulous house with a pool and court yards, though it’s yet to be totally fabulous BECAUSE THE REMODEL ISN’T COMPLETE YET [...]

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The five six stages of loss and grief that I went through yesterday in front of my computer told by my thoughts and gifs that I think won’t show on any Safari browser and I’m not going to fix it because I’m still working on Stage 6 so get your ass to a PC if you want to see them.

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

My Haiku for you.

Wherein I post my end-of-year disappointment list because I don’t make New Year’s resolutions, not because I can’t keep them mind you, but because you can’t improve upon perfection. Shut. Up.

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