Just a few FACTS.
FACT: I would rather poke both of my eyes out with a broken chopstick from Tokyo Grill than see the new Footloose movie.
FACT: I will be giving myself Olivia Benson hair this coming weekend.
FACT: The dinosaurs are very unhappy with today’s economy and the price of Circus Peanuts.
On behalf of the dinosaurs, and myself, I just wanted to say…
Maybe I should put up a “No Solicting” sign. Nah, that’d ruin all the fun.
It’s Sunday night and I’m just killing time before True Blood starts. It’s the season finale and I like to see things through, especially when they involve good-looking Viking male vampire nekkidness. I finished off my imported beers this weekend along with my liver and just a little while ago I think I felt my pancreas explode. [...]
I didn’t drink at all this past holiday weekend and by Saturday night I was having the DTs. I told J I was having the DTs and that I probably needed to go to rehab, like a fancy, expensive resort one in the mountains, and he was all “No Laura those are called hiccups, just hold your breath.” So I [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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