Sometimes I exaggerate, but not this time.
Fall is coming. Want to know how I know? Other than the temperature dropping to below 100 degrees this week, I know it’s coming because once again my house has turned into the epicenter of Arachnid Hell on Earth. That’s right, spiders. Satan’s Foot Soldiers. They’re all up in this place and I’m freaking the fuck out. [...]
Driving Phobia #184
A couple of weeks ago, I picked up my friend Amy and we went to Charleston to do some shopping. Now, anyone who’s ever been to Charleston, South Carolina knows there’s only one thing worse than the traffic on those narrow streets meant for horse and buggy, and that’s the parking. Once we arrived we drove forever looking for [...]
Alas, poor Crazy Betty, I knew her well.
About three years ago I started writing about my insane neighbor, who I named Crazy Betty, after she left this psychotic, religious-fueled letter on my door:
And because I’m pretty good at translating crazy because I’m practically a crazy scientist, here’s what it said:
Is there any particaler reason that you are ?(illegible) [...]
Two years ago I saw a spectacular house in an idyllic neighborhood and I started to dream of baby goats and daisy bikes. It took my legal team (Read: one cross-eyed paralegal with ADD) two years to finally make that dream a reality due to tax liens, a family feud, and murder. Okay, I made [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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