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At this rate I will have to join the Polar Bear Club in order to enjoy my pool this year.

By Laura On July 17, 2013 · 56 Comments

Yeah, I know I promised pool cleaning photos and yeah, I know you expected them days and days ago. But if you’ve been reading this blog for even a little while, you’ve realized by now that it’s full of empty promises and disappointment. And while I’m now delivering on my promise of photos, the disappointing thing is, for [...]

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No time…there’s turtles to be saved.

By Laura On July 8, 2013 · 47 Comments

Take a good look at that pool. Today is the last day it will look like that. They’re finally coming today to pump it out and clean it and fix it and fill it. I don’t know how much will get done today, but I’m wearing my water wings just in case.

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This entry has everything. An update, dead bodies, flower pictures, and a shitty poll so you can feel like part of the process.

By Laura On July 4, 2013 · 70 Comments

I haven’t completely ignored this site, I’m still posting ‘Links To Enjoy’ over there on the sidebar almost daily, it’s just my days are flying by so fast that I haven’t had time to actually sit down and document any of my crazy. Yeah, it’s weird, I always thought if you weren’t “working” some 9 to 5 or whatever job that [...]

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My life is so much better since quitting my job and moving. But this hasn’t stopped me from bitching and complaining. Au contraire mon frère! So I’ve declared this week “Bitch and Moan Week” and shall be posting whiney-ass entries. You’re welcome.

By Laura On June 10, 2013 · 67 Comments

You know what moving closer to the coast brought? BUGS. Not only bugs, but BIGGER BUGS. That’s right, GIGANTIC PALMETTO BUGS. Huge flying cockroaches. Larger and MEANER than the ones I left behind in Columbia.

I saw one in my studio late last week that was as large as my hand. Seriously, AS. LARGE. AS. MY. HAND. I saw [...]

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Moth.

BIRDS!

Andrew Knapp Photos.

Pot Noodles.

The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.

Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.

Rescued!

Wake Up!

Hitler's Home Movies.

Adopted!

Subway Surfer.

MC Mom.

Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?

Now I want to go to Iceland.

AYA!

Karaoke Hitler.

Wake up! They see us!

Wasted.

How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.

A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.

Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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At this rate I will have to join the Polar Bear Club in order to enjoy my pool this year.

No time…there’s turtles to be saved.

This entry has everything. An update, dead bodies, flower pictures, and a shitty poll so you can feel like part of the process.

My life is so much better since quitting my job and moving. But this hasn’t stopped me from bitching and complaining. Au contraire mon frère! So I’ve declared this week “Bitch and Moan Week” and shall be posting whiney-ass entries. You’re welcome.

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