Practicing safe showering
I bought these to put over my bandaged mutilated thumb to keep it dry while I shower. They work pretty well, but are really big and I have to wrap a small pony tail hair thingy around the bottom to seal it and make it completely waterproof. This also [...]
Dear Shit Storm Trooper in Stall #4
Dear Shit Storm Trooper in Stall #4,
I would like to thank you for the sound and smell concert you held for me at 4:26 this afternoon. Waiting for me to be seated with my pants pulled down was pure genius. No better way to guarantee a captive audience. Once I realized that I [...]
Photo Challenge No.1–Your Refrigerator
Joseph and I are starting a new blog series called “Photo Challenge.” I think we made this up because we’re both boring people and it gives us a weekly entry without mental stress or strain. Once a week we have to take and post a pic related to that week’s challenge. [...]
The Golden Years
I just got up the courage to open my 401K statement that arrived four days ago. It appears I am going to have to go to my “Plan B Retirement Plan.” This basically entails being found dead at work by housekeeping.
I completely own the fact that should my “Plan B Retirement Plan” fail, [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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