It took me three days to blow that motherfucking pool float up that much. I think I passed out four times from either hyperventilating or from the toxic fumes of the plastic. I think I burst a vein in my left eye on the last attempt. And don’t start telling me I should use an air compressor- [...]
Yeah, I know I promised pool cleaning photos and yeah, I know you expected them days and days ago. But if you’ve been reading this blog for even a little while, you’ve realized by now that it’s full of empty promises and disappointment. And while I’m now delivering on my promise of photos, the disappointing thing is, for [...]
No time…there’s turtles to be saved.
Take a good look at that pool. Today is the last day it will look like that. They’re finally coming today to pump it out and clean it and fix it and fill it. I don’t know how much will get done today, but I’m wearing my water wings just in case.
Of all the Food Network chefs, Ina Garten is my favorite. I like that she’s chubby, that her husband is always gone but will fly in and land on their heli-pad for a meal, and that she has a shitload of gay, fabulous friends. Most of all I like her recipes, so when I decided [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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