What the fuck, spiders?
I have a spider bite on the side of my boob. And the weirdest thing is, this is not the first time one of my boobs has been attacked and ravaged by a spider. The last bite left a scar like a gunshot wound which stayed until a gifted plastic surgeon removed it when I had [...]
I just watched Star Trek: Into Darkness because it just became available to rent on iTunes today and I don’t buy movies if I don’t have to. I don’t go to movie theaters anymore either because they’re filled with creatures called “children” and “teenagers,” and because I’m prone to violence against the rude and unruly, I, [...]
Jack and his Ducky.
That’s a picture of Jack with his favorite toy “Ducky.” Ducky originally looked like this and was labeled as “Tuff Stuff,” meaning it was nearly indestructible.
Jack harvested Ducky’s organs without proper permission forms being signed within five minutes of Ducky’s arrival. Then he proceeded to shred and destroy the rest of Ducky’s carcass faster than a [...]
Shortly after I moved here I bought a couple of tomato plants just for the hell of it even though it was pretty late to be planting. I put them in the garden area behind the pool and then basically ignored them- not out of laziness, mind you, but as a scientific experiment. Yeah, that’s [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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