I like cheese.
Know what pisses me off? We can put a man on the goddamn moon but we can’t make a frozen cheese stick that doesn’t leak its cheese out of its breading when baked. I mean, c’mon, I’m no cheese stick scientist but what the fuck? How hard can it be? And the really bad part [...]
Be careful what you wish for.
People have started badgering the shit out of me on Facebook about my lack of posting on here. They’re all like “Damn, you can post on Facebook, but you can’t write on your blog?!” and “You can watch TV but you can’t post on your blog?!” and “Wow Laura, you’re a fantastic writer with such [...]
Evidently J is also a dog fashion Nazi.
J: “What’s up with Bobo wearing all those bandanas?”
Me: “What do you mean? He’s a hound dog.”
Me: “So hound dogs wear bandanas.”
J: “That’s ridiculous. Why don’t you just put a sombrero on his head.”
Longtime reader and friend, Jena, has learned how to crochet recently and even promised me a few pieces! I know. She has been posting pictures of her creations on Facebook, modeling them herself. And she never smiles! Here was one of her latest postings of her creation :
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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