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Evidently J is also a dog fashion Nazi. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

J: “What’s up with Bobo wearing all those bandanas?”

Me: “What do you mean? He’s a hound dog.”

J: “So?”

Me: “So hound dogs wear bandanas.”

J: “That’s ridiculous. Why don’t you just put a sombrero on his head.”

Me: “Now that would be ridiculous! Sombreros are for Chihuahuas not hound dogs!”

See what I mean, mein Fuhrer?

36 Comments
 

36 Responses to Evidently J is also a dog fashion Nazi.

  1. Jena says:

    AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAAHhahahahahahahahhaah……..bwbwbbaaahahahahaaahhhaaaa…..

    Now I know what to add to your box!

  2. patti says:

    need more laugh out loud mornings :) but thanks for this one – and just keep filling bobo’s closet with cool bandanas.

  3. Suzanne says:

    Perhaps J is jealous because Bobo can pull off wearing any color and be handsome?

  4. Kevin says:

    Now that is a “welcome to the family” for Bobo

  5. Elphaba says:

    Bobo is truly adorable, but let’s not leave out good ol’ Jack. I lurve me some Jack!

    Have a great day at your new job, Laura! Make sure you show ‘em you’re the biggest badass there. Go up to the largest and ugliest of the new bunch o’ bitches and cap ‘em in the shins. With your steel-toed boot, of course. Bullets in the office are rude.

  6. Glen says:

    The ears laid back are an indication of embarrassment. They are telling you,”I love you, but I am not a Fashion Whore! Please don’t let my fans see me like this!”.

  7. gatorgirl4325 says:

    Perfect Monday – Bobo and and a J story! Hope you have a great time heading back to killing the hobos.

  8. Rosie says:

    For Halloween, put cuffs and a bowtie on him and dress him up as a Chippendales dancer! :)

  9. Liz says:

    Holy Shit! The sombrero picture almost made me die from laughter! You made your point. Sombreros are NOT for hounds. Doesn’t J know anything about fashion? Geeze.

  10. Mark12A says:

    And everyone knows that a Chihuahua is a Texas minor league baseball team and a lap rat. Nasty little bastards.

    Hounds are way more mellow. They’ll let you put a bandana on them. Or even allow you to humiliate them with a sombrero.

  11. Nicole says:

    Sombreros definitely not for hound dogs. He’s a lovely boy though. :)

  12. Jeffro says:

    Bobo looks more like a Stetson hat kinda hound.

  13. Janie Jones says:

    O.M.G. ROTFLMOA. Seriously. Bobo, you handsome devil, you could make a trash bag look hot. And with that sombrero you remind me of Clint Eastwood in that movie where he wears the poncho. What was that? The Good, the Bad and the Ugly? I guess that makes Bobo the good and J, well, all the rest….

    Now, Rupert has been known to sport a bandana, but he much prefers his sweaters. He’s more of a Clinton Kelly kinda dog than a Clint Eastwood dog I guess.

  14. PolishSpring says:

    So transparent; J’s jealous – he wants his own bandana collection.
    :-D
    With all this man knowledge, how am I still single ..

  15. Jess says:

    If he’s like my friend’s dog, he probably needs a jock strap. I have to tip my hat every time I see that dog.

  16. Tink says:

    I think he needs some Blue Suede shoes,cuz he ain’t nothin but a hound dog…….

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