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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 This is the best convo I’ve had on Facebook. Now watch them ban me because of a little threat of arson. Again. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Longtime reader and friend, Jena, has learned how to crochet recently and even promised me a few pieces! I know. She has been posting pictures of her creations on Facebook, modeling them herself. And she never smiles! Here was one of her latest postings of her creation :
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im smiling now! That was so fucking funny! Stream of consciousness between us. And for the record… she is getting MORE THAN A FEW things. I love making shit for people that appreciates handmade crap. LMAO
I’m thinking of leaving some circus peanuts in gin overnight, so they soak it all up, then frying bacon and wrapping it around the gin-soaked circus peanuts. What do you think, Laura; bacon-wrapped, gin-soaked, circus peanuts?
@Jenna:
OMG!…do you sell your stuff? Because, seriously, I would love to buy the one that is pictured up there! (I don’t do the facebook…yeah, I know!…so is there another way to see your work?) And you don’t even have to smile for me…ha!
But just reading this post totally cracked me up! Thanks to both Laura and Jena for making my day!!
Y’all need to exchange email addresses- lemme know if I could send one the other or whatever if Jena doesn’t want hers (or you, DogsDontPurr) seen here.
I may have dreamt this, but did Jena post her contact info here to get in touch…and I put it off so long that I missed it? Ooops!
I’ve been travelling for the last several months, so I keep loosing track of these things.
I really would like to get in touch if she sells her stuff. I may not be able to buy right away, but I would like to get in touch if possible. If you haven’t totally lost faith in me, please pass along my email to her.
I watched that on my Facebook feed and didn’t realize that WAS Jena in the hat picture. This information makes it even funnier than it was the first in the live version. PS – Jena MUST start smiling.
You must be mellowing out. You usually threaten death by bike-mounted shotgun.
Just on hobos.
Great. Now I have to model them all.
HAHAHA! Work it!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im smiling now! That was so fucking funny! Stream of consciousness between us. And for the record… she is getting MORE THAN A FEW things.
I love making shit for people that appreciates handmade crap. LMAO
A big, big box! Woot!
You better not get banned because I will burn their homes down!MOL
Be sure to smile in your arrest photo.
^Grumpy Cat says NO.^ lmao
that last cat looks like my Crookie Monster, he’s a mini panther
He’s an arsonist.
Hi John!
Back in my husband’s days on the fire department, they always suspected the cat first.
Personally, I’m taking that KEEP CALM t-shirt for my blog!
That calm shit is way over-done. I like the blood splatter best.
That thread was legendary.
http://smg.photobucket.com/user/-Lone_wolf-/media/legendarythreadrc1.jpg.html
Fuck yeah it is. I want to sew something with it.
Laura, you’re the awesome awesomness wrapped in the awesomes ..with A side of bacon, circus peanuts and gin.
Also, you’re awesome!
You’re my new best friend.
Incidentally, that’s perfectly awesome.
I’m thinking of leaving some circus peanuts in gin overnight, so they soak it all up, then frying bacon and wrapping it around the gin-soaked circus peanuts. What do you think, Laura; bacon-wrapped, gin-soaked, circus peanuts?
I’m in. We can have a party- except don’t invite anyone else because they’ll eat up all our gin-soaked-bacon-wrapped peanuts.
Cool, cool, cool! What is your brand of choice for gin?
Tanqueray. Or Bombay Sapphire.
@Jenna:
OMG!…do you sell your stuff? Because, seriously, I would love to buy the one that is pictured up there! (I don’t do the facebook…yeah, I know!…so is there another way to see your work?) And you don’t even have to smile for me…ha!
But just reading this post totally cracked me up! Thanks to both Laura and Jena for making my day!!
She does fantastic work! SHE JUST WON’T SMILE!
Y’all need to exchange email addresses- lemme know if I could send one the other or whatever if Jena doesn’t want hers (or you, DogsDontPurr) seen here.
Sure, you can pass my email on to her. Thanks!
I may have dreamt this, but did Jena post her contact info here to get in touch…and I put it off so long that I missed it? Ooops!
I’ve been travelling for the last several months, so I keep loosing track of these things.
I really would like to get in touch if she sells her stuff. I may not be able to buy right away, but I would like to get in touch if possible. If you haven’t totally lost faith in me, please pass along my email to her.
Thanks!
Done. I also sent you an email with the info.
I watched that on my Facebook feed and didn’t realize that WAS Jena in the hat picture. This information makes it even funnier than it was the first in the live version. PS – Jena MUST start smiling.
She really should. I tell her that all the time.
Yep… That was me. lol and Im allergic to smiling when people can see me. ha
I do love my superbabe’s smiles. Maybe she saves them all for me.
Well tell her to spare a few for her public.
I think this was your longest blog too. How far down you have to scroll to comment.
Ha! That’s just jpgs taking space.
Thats what I meant.
Facebook needs to stop taking itself so seriously. What’s a little arson between friends?
Exactly.