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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 Woe is me. Not really. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Other than my dog Jack having to now go through physical therapy to learn how to walk again after another bout of his genetic intervertebral disk disease, and going through the world’s slowest remodel of my house EVER IN THE HISTORY OF REMODELS, my life is pretty sweet. All these things should explain my absence from blogging of late. I’ve been posting “Links To Enjoy” over on the sidebar pretty frequently though, so there’s that at least. I tried to think of something to bitch about, I mean besides my dog’s condition (he’s still a happy dog, in no pain, and showing signs of improving every day by the way) and, of course, THE WORLD’S SLOWEST REMODEL but I’m dealing and believe me when I say this- my life has never been better. But then I had a nightmare last night. It was so horrifying that I thought I’d share it in a meme.
I’m glad he’s got no pain, but I’m sorry Jack had another flare-up. Please give him a hug and a smooch for me.
Seems like almost All remodels happen in slo-mo.
Yea for Jack! He’s such a trooper!
You can bitch about NOT having a baby goat.
Your nightmare has already happened. You saw what your pool can degrade to. So no shock is ok…lol
And don’t say ‘slowest house remodel’ until it gets over ten years. Until then, I have that unfortunate title…still no cabinet doors from when we moved in in 2002.
Then there comes the day when you have to make your own pool shock. Chlorine is an element (pretty basic) and Clorox is just Chlorine and water… Problem Solved!!! the bonus is your clothes are blindingly white!!
I am sorry Master JACK has endure yet again.Poor little guy. And pretty soon you’ll have to put your pool toys away…. so there,s that….any good sidewalk stuff going on out your way? Beautiful weather to go junk in.
I worry about Jack. I know that might appear as strange, but dachshunds hold a special place in my heart and Jack is one of those that I know can piss people off to the point they can’t help but love them dearly.
Today is a sad day for me. I discovered your blog a few months ago when I was looking for pictures of flying monkeys (to add to an email to one co-worker about another co-worker) and I was instantly hooked. I have now finished all of your entries and, were it not for the other blogs that you recommended throughout the years, I would have nothing to do in my downtime at work (by downtime, I mean lunch time of course).
I hope it’s not hand rabies, or eye rabies, or leprosy that’s keeping you from writing more often. Just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy the blog.
Oh, and you and I share a birthday, actually we share all of them but I’m pretty sure we aren’t twins because although I can be bitchy, I could never be a ginger!
You should be so lucky to be a ginger! Souls taste good.
And I will still be blogging- just super busy with house remodel stuff and living large!
P.S. I do post on Facebook kinda regular. Just meme stuff and other bullshittery if you’re interested, though some work places do block FB. Also, I update the links on the sidebar pretty regular.
I’m glad he’s got no pain, but I’m sorry Jack had another flare-up. Please give him a hug and a smooch for me.
Seems like almost All remodels happen in slo-mo.
This one you can’t really detect any movement on.
Yea for Jack! He’s such a trooper!
You can bitch about NOT having a baby goat.
Your nightmare has already happened. You saw what your pool can degrade to. So no shock is ok…lol
Lawd, that pool will never get like that again!
Awwww, glad to hear Jack is getting better!! Sorry I have been remiss here, but with my BIL’s passing things are rather hectic still.
Also, I would say that is a first world problem of the first order. Only thing to make it worse is to find snapping turtles, too
I was sorry to hear about your loss.
Yeah, the snappers all found other homes.
Jack is the bravest little dog in the world!
And don’t say ‘slowest house remodel’ until it gets over ten years. Until then, I have that unfortunate title…still no cabinet doors from when we moved in in 2002.
TEN YEARS! OH. MY. GOD.
Jack is da man.
I had a nightmare where I couldn’t find any matching socks. So I turned the dirty ones inside out and wore them one more day.
…or was it a dream?
Sadly…No!
Then there comes the day when you have to make your own pool shock. Chlorine is an element (pretty basic) and Clorox is just Chlorine and water… Problem Solved!!! the bonus is your clothes are blindingly white!!
Hmm and maybe make some blue meth…
Hope Jack’s recovery is swift.
I must say, I do enjoy the links you post.
Happy Fall!
Happy Fall to you! I love it! I also enjoy putting links up there.
I am sorry Master JACK has endure yet again.Poor little guy. And pretty soon you’ll have to put your pool toys away…. so there,s that….any good sidewalk stuff going on out your way? Beautiful weather to go junk in.
Jack acts like he just doesn’t care- so there’s that. Yes, festivals are coming! I will call you!
Good for Jack and good for you. You deserve so much happiness that you only have bad dreams to blog about.
Thank you! Jack still has a way to go, but he’s a happy little dog and that’s what matters.
Two of my does had litters days apart. I have 6 brand spanking new shiny kids. Just trying to make you jealous.
Glad Jack is doing better.
I want pics!
Maybe it’s a sign that Jack should have water therapy!
He does!
Technically (and grammatically) it’s “Woe is I.”
But I get it.
Since when did any of that matter on this blog?
Never. But I’ve been officially certified as an “asshole” for insisting on proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation on technical reports.
But I’m sure no one really gives a shit.
Wouldn’t that be “I am woe”?
Just remember that remodeling goes at the speed of money.
I been throwing money at them!
I worry about Jack. I know that might appear as strange, but dachshunds hold a special place in my heart and Jack is one of those that I know can piss people off to the point they can’t help but love them dearly.
He is a sweet, sweet little boy to have been the biggest pain in the ass dog. I’m taking the best care of him as I possibly can.
YOU’RE THE BEST MOMMY I KNOW… SERIOUSLY
I try. Thanks.
Absolutely HAD to send you this !
They could do a much better job !
https://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/photo.php?fbid=591666757545800&set=a.415382801840864.94475.415366861842458&type=1&theater
HAHAHA! You’re right.
Poor little Jack. Since I had the baby I’ve been paying less attention to the cats – which I have endless guilt about.
Awww poor kitties. Give them treats and they’ll forgive you.
Today is a sad day for me. I discovered your blog a few months ago when I was looking for pictures of flying monkeys (to add to an email to one co-worker about another co-worker) and I was instantly hooked. I have now finished all of your entries and, were it not for the other blogs that you recommended throughout the years, I would have nothing to do in my downtime at work (by downtime, I mean lunch time of course).
I hope it’s not hand rabies, or eye rabies, or leprosy that’s keeping you from writing more often. Just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy the blog.
Oh, and you and I share a birthday, actually we share all of them but I’m pretty sure we aren’t twins because although I can be bitchy, I could never be a ginger!
You should be so lucky to be a ginger! Souls taste good.
And I will still be blogging- just super busy with house remodel stuff and living large!
P.S. I do post on Facebook kinda regular. Just meme stuff and other bullshittery if you’re interested, though some work places do block FB. Also, I update the links on the sidebar pretty regular.