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I quess a few hangovers are better than a murder rap. Burp

By Laura On September 12, 2013 · 32 Comments

I like drinking beer in the summer when the temps are over 90 degrees every day like they still are here in the South. This has been my favorite brand this summer. It not only refreshes my thirst, but is also now keeping me from killing a contractor, a carpenter, and an architect. But in all honesty, I really like drinking it for the beer belches most of all.

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32 Responses to I quess a few hangovers are better than a murder rap. Burp

RichardK says:

September 12, 2013 at 12:01 pm

My favorite part is the beer-marinated orange slice at bottom of the mug.

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- Laura says:
  
  September 12, 2013 at 12:49 pm
  
  Good for scurvy too.
  
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Rosie says:

September 12, 2013 at 12:07 pm

…you saw me standing alone… without a dream in my heart… without a love of my own… Blue Moon… you knew just what I was there for… you heard me saying a prayer for… someone I really could care for…

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- Laura says:
  
  September 12, 2013 at 12:50 pm
  
  I always think of American Werewolf in London when I hear that song.
  
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  - Nicole says:
    
    September 12, 2013 at 6:45 pm
    
    Me, too! And I don’t care much for beer but I do like Blue Moon.
    
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    - Laura says:
      
      September 13, 2013 at 8:14 am
      
      Fat Tire is good too.
      
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    - Rosie says:
      
      September 13, 2013 at 11:04 am
      
      Shows how very old I am, I always think of a young Elvis’ version of the song, where he sings really high at the end.
      
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      - Laura says:
        
        September 14, 2013 at 6:20 am
        
        Hmmm I don’t remember ever hearing Elvis sing it. I shall search it out and listen.
Mark12A says:

September 12, 2013 at 12:41 pm

Where’s the orange slice?

I’m pretty sure it’s at least a misdemeanor to drink Blue Moon without a slice of orange.

That and Sam Adams Cherry Wheat are my favorites. I’m not sure as the the comparative efficacy of them at creating beer burps or beer farts. But since you’re so fucking ladylike you would probably never admit to anything so nasty as beer farts. Probably blame them on the dog. I do.

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- Laura says:
  
  September 12, 2013 at 12:51 pm
  
  Ha! All my beer gas gets belched.
  
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Jess says:

September 12, 2013 at 1:36 pm

Beer belches are good. Not only do they keep the diaphragm healthy, they prevent excessive pressure on the intestinal tract. That’s like exercise.

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- Laura says:
  
  September 13, 2013 at 8:16 am
  
  Exactly! Better out than in.
  
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Sunny says:

September 12, 2013 at 5:02 pm

Instead of the beer marinated orange slice, you could use a Circus peanut… MMmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm

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- Laura says:
  
  September 13, 2013 at 8:15 am
  
  Ummm no. Candy and beer don’t mix. (I can’t believe I just said that.)
  
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DESPERATE IN COLUMBIA says:

September 12, 2013 at 5:06 pm

So I guess the only way we possibly could have caught a glimpse of you was possibly on the 10 o’clock news,which has now been foiled by a blue moon…..marvelous…

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- Laura says:
  
  September 13, 2013 at 8:15 am
  
  Wha? Like I’d be coming back to Columbia? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  
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Jonnathan says:

September 13, 2013 at 6:18 am

Blue moon is good beer. You have good taste.

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- Laura says:
  
  September 13, 2013 at 8:19 am
  
  That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you people!
  
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Jena says:

September 13, 2013 at 7:06 am

Do I need to come over there and slap some bitches for ya?

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- Laura says:
  
  September 13, 2013 at 8:14 am
  
  Nah, I can handle bitches.
  
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Heather says:

September 13, 2013 at 7:35 am

I love Blue Moon! Try the pumpkin one!

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- Laura says:
  
  September 13, 2013 at 8:20 am
  
  Seasonal beers piss me off. What if I like it and then can’t find it later? I don’t need the disappointment.
  
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OneCrazedChick says:

September 13, 2013 at 10:07 am

sseeexxxxxyyyyyyyyyy….for that beer belch

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- Laura says:
  
  September 14, 2013 at 6:21 am
  
  For realz!
  
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Liz says:

September 13, 2013 at 2:53 pm

“Seasonal beers piss me off. What if I like it and then can’t find it later? I don’t need the disappointment.”

I love seasonal beers but hate when they are discontinued. I’ve just decided that I’m not drinking them anymore and stealing your “reason.” *I don’t need the dissapointment.

PS – I never answered your “are you a biker” question. I’m not. But, with a name like Liz, I’m called more nickenames (including Lizard) than you can shake a stick at. My favorite is Lizilla.

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- Laura says:
  
  September 14, 2013 at 6:19 am
  
  Lizilla is a pretty cool name.
  
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Larry says:

September 15, 2013 at 2:17 am

Sierra Nevada IPA FTW!

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- Laura says:
  
  September 15, 2013 at 8:48 am
  
  I need to try that.
  
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SB Smith says:

September 16, 2013 at 5:04 am

I like Land Shark beer.

Wanted to share this pic for the one at the top (and couldn’t share at FB):

Goat Powered Buggy:
http://www.dustyoldthing.com/2013/09/featured-member-vintage-photos-september-15.html

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- Laura says:
  
  September 16, 2013 at 1:37 pm
  
  I have a pic of my mom as a lil girl in a goat cart on my blog.
  
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glen says:

September 20, 2013 at 12:00 am

Nothing…but nothing belches like wheat beer!!

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- Laura says:
  
  September 20, 2013 at 6:52 am
  
  Amen.
  
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