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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 I got my hair cut short last week. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
They have secret chemicals that function for about 12 hours. After that, everything becomes unstable and the result is like a spring removed from its casing.
They’ll sell you the chemicals, but you have to get an applicator’s license, learn the secret handshake and swear on your life you’ll never disclose what they are.
Of course, using the chemicals comes with the risk your hair will turn the color of Ronald McDonald’s and fall out after 10 days.
I feel your pain. I told my hairdresser I wanted it really short. I suppose I could have said something when she got out the clippers and started running them over my head but then I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to look like a cancer patient.
They have secret chemicals that function for about 12 hours. After that, everything becomes unstable and the result is like a spring removed from its casing.
They’ll sell you the chemicals, but you have to get an applicator’s license, learn the secret handshake and swear on your life you’ll never disclose what they are.
Of course, using the chemicals comes with the risk your hair will turn the color of Ronald McDonald’s and fall out after 10 days.
But my hair is naturally Ronald McDonaldish!
…and I’m sure Ronald would be insanely jealous.
I know the Bunch O’ Bitches are. Ha!
bwwahaha…. That’s why I cut my own hair. But short hair does need more work and a trained illusionist to work it!
One of the reasons I only cut my hair in winter is because that’s the only time I can stand a blow dryer on my head.
I love them all.,…..
EEEk.
Don’t you mean “FMH?”
I meant FIA. (fuck it all.)
You could string lights in that lower pic.
HaHa!
Well, I totaly agree with Jess. I think she hit the nail on the head.
I think so too.
You should let it be all spikey and punk rock!
You mean let it go natural?
I knew you were naturally cool! And naturally bad-ass!
I keep telling y’all this. Ha!
I bet you still look fabulous. Bitch…
Don’t hate. Ha!
I think you’re supposed to sleep with a pillow case over your head or something like that… otherwise there is no guarantee.
You’re probably right.
I feel your pain. I told my hairdresser I wanted it really short. I suppose I could have said something when she got out the clippers and started running them over my head but then I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to look like a cancer patient.
I hate fucking getting my hair cut!
I just hate styling it. I really don’t like long hair much.
You didn’t follow the Steel Magnolias hair advice. Wrap your en-tire haid in toilet paper at night.
Toilet paper cost too much nowadays.
Never…ever…let Jack cut your hair again!!
Now you tell me.
I just have my husband give me a marine buzz cut every couple of months.
If my head wasn’t so bulbous I would too!
I LIKE the bed head look! Rawr!
It goes beyond bedhead, it goes to a coma-head look.
I’m sorry, I don’t see the problem.
HAHAH!
I was expecting to see a stick figure with messed up hair, and you give a maniqun(sp!) picture of said hair. Well played.
I try to keep y’all on your toes.