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Happy Halloween from Triceratops Jack! | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

Dressing up as a dinosaur is one of his favorite things, well, that and sniffing cat ass.

I was going to dress up Thelma this Halloween, to give Jack a break after everything he’s been through in the past few months, but this is what happened when I put the triceratops hat on her and asked her to dinosaur roar:

At first I thought she was playing the role of the sick triceratops that ate the poisonous plants in Jurassic Park, but then I realized she had never seen the movie and was just being a a bitch.

P.S. I plan on posting one of my famously shitty videos tonight of the Halloween Spider Wall at work. There’s been complaints that “it’s too much” so I plan on kicking it up even more, at least for a while, until the Bunch O’Bitches get me completely shut down. So come back later if you’re sober enough. I won’t be.

40 Comments
 

40 Responses to Happy Halloween from Triceratops Jack!

  1. Yabu says:

    That rascal Jack is just way too cool.

    Go for it, kick it up a notch.

  2. Sophia says:

    I’m thinking Jack has a calling as a doggie model!

  3. Jena says:

    Thelma…. LOL!!! Jack rocks it as usual!

  4. Alison says:

    Jack makes a great triceratops. Thelma makes a great tar pit victim.

  5. Roxie says:

    I’m so glad Jack dressed up! That means he’s getting back to his usual self! :)

  6. Kym says:

    I love Jack. ‘Nuff said.

    Happy Halloween Laura!

  7. Too cute, and not too soon, either. As for Thelma, seeing as she puts up with Jack should be enough to make her a cat martyr.

  8. Jess says:

    The contentment on Jack’s face is remarkable. You must have let him sniff a cat’s ass after you put on the costume and before the photo.

  9. Sheri O says:

    Happy Halloween to you and yours! Triceratops rock

  10. untbunny says:

    Did you take a good look at the Stupid Sandy photo? What is up with the woman? She is pregnant (I assume) and holding a dog who has decided to stretch one of his back legs through a hole in her sleeve. Is the dog even alive? It’s eyes are closed. And WTH is that coat made from? I bet it’s a damn Snuggie she turned around and put buttons onto to make a coat. Now, I have had my share of fashion train wrecks of epic proportion but come on. Alright, she did just weather “Frankenstorm” so I will allow some slack. I’m not normally this petty. It must be the thought of the entire town showing up on my fucking doorstep this evening.

    Of course, Jack is precious in his Barney hat! LOL!!

  11. PlayinPosse says:

    That hat had to have been made just for him!!

  12. Charlotte Rae says:

    I LOVE JACK!

  13. Nicole says:

    That Jack. Too cool for school, man.

  14. HAHAhahahahaha. Best cat ever.

  15. ManhattanMaven says:

    O.M.G. that just MADE my Halloween…LOL!! Jack looks SO CUTE…and THELMA…well you KNOW how i feel about the DIVINE Thelma!! I think she’ll one day rule the world…especially if she hooks up with that French cat Henri. I really NEEDED a pick me up since i already ate my 2 bags of candy corn last week…and half the people i know in Manhattan have no power now and you can’t even call them up cause by now their phones are dead and everything FUN has pretty much been CANCELLED!! AARRGHHHH!! DAMN SANDY!! And what the HELL kinda name is that for a hurricane anyway???

    • Laura says:

      How you doing where you’re at? Maybe you need more candy corn.

      • ManhattanMaven says:

        It’s like a tale of two cities here. I’m embarrassed to say that on the upper east side it’s as if the storm didn’t happen. I filled my bathtub with water just in case…but during the storm i didn’t hear rain OR wind. It’s BIZARRE!! It’s as if i’m in a different city. In the meanwhile…everyone below 35th street has no electricity and they are in HELL!! For the last 10 years it’s been trendy to move downtown but i’m thinkin’ my upper east side apt on high ground just got even MORE valuable…LOL!!

  16. SB Smith says:

    Jack is dashing in his Triceratops disguise !

    Our Maine Coon, Buster, insists that Maine Coons are going to rule the world, but they’ll find a position for Thelma (and make other exceptions).

    Maybe Thelma would be a good Secretary of Contempt.

    Jack can be Secretary of Bacon.

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    Smooches for both !…and glad Jack is still doing so well !

  17. Mark12A says:

    I can’t believe no one commented that the triceratops was a seriously horny dinosaur.

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