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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 There are only 63 shopping days until Christmas. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Christmas will be here before you know it so I think I’m going to do a series on here of gift-giving suggestions. I’m good at gift-giving, it’s like one of my superpowers.
This is for any full-of-shit family member or friend on your list:
8 gallons in 30 minutes??? What I thought was a typo in the last sentence might actually just be poor grammar–to a clothes could be to your clothes. blech.
Thanks for the great gift idea! I wasn’t sure what to get the assholes on my list. Do you think they come in bulk? You should totally get some for the bunch of bitches..
Love the “bring unpleasant sensations to a clothes” towards the end. They sound like the perfect people to send one’s unpleasant friends and relations to.
I could buy these for my entire family…FACT! I could buy these for so many people I know… wait .. it may be cheaper to just go to school and learn how to do this…I would Soooooooooooo enjoy it!
Daaaamn! Nothing like having a hose shoved up the ass to have eight gallons of water pressure wash the inside of the colon. Can you image the explosive diarrhea required to rid the body of EIGHT GALLONS of water and shit?! How could one really relax with explosive diarrhea? And in an office?
How to destroy a huge portion of your immune system. They say that 80% of your immune system is in your GUT….meaning the right kind of gut bacteria. (I take pro-biotics to keep that in balance…you just never know).
This would flush out whatever you had going on in there that might have been beneficial.
HOWEVER, I would happily give it to an in-law who was a little too full of themselves !
I’m sure colons everywhere are bowing in your general direction even as we speak!
Ha! And ick.
8 gallons in 30 minutes??? What I thought was a typo in the last sentence might actually just be poor grammar–to a clothes could be to your clothes. blech.
Creepy and scary.
Thanks for the great gift idea! I wasn’t sure what to get the assholes on my list. Do you think they come in bulk? You should totally get some for the bunch of bitches..
Group discounts. Their sewer lines are gonna stop-up with those bitches.
Damn…I hope they have a special on bulk orders.
Request they use a fire hose.
Oh-oh-oh. Look-look-look. Damn-damn-damn. The perfect gift for my principal.
Request hotter water. Ha!
Love the “bring unpleasant sensations to a clothes” towards the end. They sound like the perfect people to send one’s unpleasant friends and relations to.
I know! All pretentious and shit!
And 4 people have bought it?????
Yeah….that was supposed to be 41. So shocked I couldn’t type right!
Ha! Too anxious to start shopping.
41!
I know people that need this, but I’m afraid there would be nothing left after they finished, which makes it a perfect gift idea.
Request more water. Ha!
Links to “enjoy” – Poop transplants. Now the colon cleanse. ‘Nuff said.
Yes, this blog is full of shit today!!
Wonder if there is a “business” relationship between the colon cleanse and the poop transplant people
Oh lawd!
I could buy these for my entire family…FACT! I could buy these for so many people I know… wait .. it may be cheaper to just go to school and learn how to do this…I would Soooooooooooo enjoy it!
ummm. Insert Manical Laugh after that last sentence….
Only if I can use a fire hose and liquid lava on folks. HA!
This would be a perfect gift for several folks I know…..Shit.. I hope I dont get one…
HAHA!
What a shitty present.
HAHA! For shitty people.
Is this just a variation on waterboarding?
HA! I think so.
Yeah! Thanks for the countdown….That was a reality slap in the face..Damn. What is that ? like 4 pay cheques? Damn.
I’ll sent my Want List. ($10,000.00)
Me 2
I know this is off track but I was just thinking bout Mr. Jack. How is he doing? Great Im Sure…
He is indeed doing great. Thanks for asking.
Daaaamn! Nothing like having a hose shoved up the ass to have eight gallons of water pressure wash the inside of the colon. Can you image the explosive diarrhea required to rid the body of EIGHT GALLONS of water and shit?! How could one really relax with explosive diarrhea? And in an office?
I imagine the explosion happens on the spot.
I wonder if that is something that could keep on giving? Or the GC be re-gifted?
Everything can be re-gifted.
Not gonna lie. I’m a little mad at your for mentioning the C word.
Hehe..
How to destroy a huge portion of your immune system. They say that 80% of your immune system is in your GUT….meaning the right kind of gut bacteria. (I take pro-biotics to keep that in balance…you just never know).
This would flush out whatever you had going on in there that might have been beneficial.
HOWEVER, I would happily give it to an in-law who was a little too full of themselves !
If God wanted our asses rinsed out we would have been born with an attachable hose there.