HE’S HOME! More later.
I spent another five hours with Jack today, with most of it being spent working with him and his physical therapist. He’s about the same and we all agree that the only time he really sleeps is when I’m alone with him in a room. I hum [...]
I have purchased dozens and dozens of cats beds through the years. They all meet the same fate.
In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day- Arrr, it’s only Wednesday and I think I have scurvy.
I had a telephone conference with my broker yesterday because apparently my empire has grown so huge they needed to know what direction to take with the shitload of money I have (READ: they were worried I was homeless by now). We discussed where my money would be shifted around after I told him I wanted to retire [...]
And thou shall drinketh thy gin and eateth thy Circus Peanuts, so sayeth I.
I got ordained last week.
That’s right; I’m a pastor in The Church of the Latter-Day Dude. When I told J he was all “Umm, okay if you say so.” and I said “Seriously, the site said I could even marry people, but to check with my state’s laws first!” and J said [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.