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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 More shitty phone pics while I think about a naked Eric Northman. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
I just found out today that the new season of True Blood starts this Sunday. Now I am so giddy that I can’t even think about writing an entry. So instead of just not blogging like a normal person, I’m posting shitty random pics from my iPhone like the attention whore I am. Did you know I have an iPhone? Well, I do. And did you know that Alexander Skarsgård once wrote me a love letter? Well, he did. Kind of.
First here are some pics from some of the weird-ass restaurants I went to:
I think this represents the USC Gamecocks beating the Florida Gators and Clemson Tigers. Or it could just be two roosters with a hose. I'm not an art scientist.
This was from a dive on Seewee Island. It wasn't even Christmas. GREAT seafood, even though their decor was pretty rednecky.
I went to Staples one morning and this happened:
There is no lake or water around. I took it as an omen and bought a bunch of shit I didn't need.
BEST. RETURNED . MAIL. EVER. It made my day:
"RETURN TO SEND!! THIS MF'R DOESN'T LIVE HERE!!"
Richelle mails me random things at work:
And don't think I won't need this one day. Oh, and look at that beautiful hand model hand!
Not recording them cause I buy the season dvds. BUT !…don’t call me, speak to me, speak aloud in the room for any reason.
Stay.
Away.
Maybe I need this sign:
“Keep Back 500 Feet”
I’m a Bill Compton fan, myself.
Anyone else have satellite tv, so you can watch it again 2 more times each Sunday ? (Between HBO East and West channels, and both of them running the Sunday episodes twice)
Hey !…I’ve been enjoying watching The Borgias, too. (SHO)
Jeremy Irons is having fun portraying Pope Alexander VI. The most corrupt pope in Catholic hustory.
Too funny. Seriously, I know a guy who was arrested for contraband (one joint). He opened his wallet and pulled out a Monopoly GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card and handed it to the cop. Didn’t work.
Bwahahahah. True story. I was with him.
Just for laughs, I still keep one in my money clip, right next to my CCH. I kid you not.
We got married in Las Vegas in 1970. Yeah we’re dinosaurs but we were hippies once. At the City Hall when my husband to be had to pull out his ID out of his pocket about 4 joints fell on the counter. We were seriously stoned. He casually just scooped them up and put them back in his pocket. The clerk didn’t even flinch. Wonder what would happen these days? Probably 14 cops would leap on you like a bum on a baloney sandwich.
Okay, so the decor in those fine eating establishments is amazeballs. In that first pic, I’m imagining that the good ol’ Georgia Bulldogs are waiting behind the fire truck to pounce on all of em. Secondly, I’m so frickin glad I found your blog — it was recommended by a friend. Alexander Skarsgård to be precise. Okay, no, not all at, that’s total bullshit. But that would have been cool.
My phone takes shitty pics, too. My phone wrote the manual on shitty pics. Seriously. And I do have a real camera, one that takes decent (although not great) pics. But I can’t find it. I distinctly remember picking it up off my desk one day and saying to myself “Self, you should put this somewhere safe so you can find it when you need it”. So I did. And I haven’t been able to find it since. Story of my life.
I love the first pic. I lived in SC for a few years, and always wondered at the thought process that was involved in choosing Cocks as the state school mascot. Really?
Man, you’d better keep that get outta jail card handy. I’d be worried about the prison grrlz being all over you with that hair and those model-y hands. I guess you could always use your bunny-ass biting skills to protect yourself.
Today is my last post in the series of abuse. It also depicts THE MOMENT I knew I was ready, and able, to KILL another person. It was life changing.
The photo of the roosters wearing firefighter helmets would have received a few questions from me and my husband though…..After years on the fire department….we’d certainly be curious.
That first pic? Cocks? Hose spurting? Some artist needs to see a psychiatrist.
Isn’t that weird? I thought maybe it was just me.
“THIS MF’r DOESN’T LIVE HERE!” LOL!!
I love it.
JUST FOUND OUT? where have you been girl. we been counting down the MONTHS! mmmmm Naked Eric…….
I get too Andy counting down, so I let it surprise me.
I will be Chloroforming my kids every Sunday evening. Maybe even the Hub.
Oh I refuse to go anywhere or answer the phone even though I record it too.
Not recording them cause I buy the season dvds. BUT !…don’t call me, speak to me, speak aloud in the room for any reason.
Stay.
Away.
Maybe I need this sign:
“Keep Back 500 Feet”
I’m a Bill Compton fan, myself.
Anyone else have satellite tv, so you can watch it again 2 more times each Sunday ? (Between HBO East and West channels, and both of them running the Sunday episodes twice)
Hey !…I’ve been enjoying watching The Borgias, too. (SHO)
Jeremy Irons is having fun portraying Pope Alexander VI. The most corrupt pope in Catholic hustory.
NO ONE can disrupt me and when it’s over I call J and tell him all about it! HA!
That Richelle! She is very perceptive isn’t she. HA!
She is.
“My Butt Hurts! WHAT?
Hysterical….
Old internet meme.
That pix of you at the bottem is RAD! We always love to “see” u!. Beautiful. Made my day!
I loath having a pic taken. Oh, and thanks.
Too funny. Seriously, I know a guy who was arrested for contraband (one joint). He opened his wallet and pulled out a Monopoly GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card and handed it to the cop. Didn’t work.
Bwahahahah. True story. I was with him.
Just for laughs, I still keep one in my money clip, right next to my CCH. I kid you not.
I’m carrying mine with me too!
We got married in Las Vegas in 1970. Yeah we’re dinosaurs but we were hippies once. At the City Hall when my husband to be had to pull out his ID out of his pocket about 4 joints fell on the counter. We were seriously stoned. He casually just scooped them up and put them back in his pocket. The clerk didn’t even flinch. Wonder what would happen these days? Probably 14 cops would leap on you like a bum on a baloney sandwich.
Probably surrounded by S.W.A.T. within 5 minutes.
You rock that last pic! So innocent and sweet looking…. so deceiving! I do like it!
I am sweet and innocent! (Unless proven guilty in a court of law.)
GORGEOUS HAIR!!!! Im jealous!!!
Gurllll my hair is my crowning glory! Ha!
yes it is. Why dont you try out for a hair model? heh
I should!
Okay, so the decor in those fine eating establishments is amazeballs. In that first pic, I’m imagining that the good ol’ Georgia Bulldogs are waiting behind the fire truck to pounce on all of em. Secondly, I’m so frickin glad I found your blog — it was recommended by a friend. Alexander Skarsgård to be precise. Okay, no, not all at, that’s total bullshit. But that would have been cool.
Ha! Welcome! And you should have said Alexander sent you, as a matter of fact, in my head I’m going to believe he did.
You will fit right in! She rocks… read all the archives when u have time! Welcome!
You are my new PR Director.
My phone takes shitty pics, too. My phone wrote the manual on shitty pics. Seriously. And I do have a real camera, one that takes decent (although not great) pics. But I can’t find it. I distinctly remember picking it up off my desk one day and saying to myself “Self, you should put this somewhere safe so you can find it when you need it”. So I did. And I haven’t been able to find it since. Story of my life.
I love the first pic. I lived in SC for a few years, and always wondered at the thought process that was involved in choosing Cocks as the state school mascot. Really?
Through my years here I have given so many friends that live in other states t-shirts that say “Love Them Cocks” and “Can’t Beat Our Cocks.”
Man, you’d better keep that get outta jail card handy. I’d be worried about the prison grrlz being all over you with that hair and those model-y hands. I guess you could always use your bunny-ass biting skills to protect yourself.
Ive been telling y’all I’m too pretty for prison!!
Today is my last post in the series of abuse. It also depicts THE MOMENT I knew I was ready, and able, to KILL another person. It was life changing.
The photo of the roosters wearing firefighter helmets would have received a few questions from me and my husband though…..After years on the fire department….we’d certainly be curious.
I’ll have to check it out.
I think that pic was from the Firehouse Sub restaurant.
I think you’re a great art scientist.
Thank you! You do know I have a degree in art science! Ha!
My word, but even with an iPhone camera you look beautiful.
BITCH!!!!!!!
Don’t be jealous.. I’ve see your pic. BITCH!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I have a “Get Out Of Hell Free” card.
http://getoutofhellfree.com/
I thought at first you said you were thinking about Eric Cartman naked and I was starting to worry about you.
I LOVE Eric Cartman and I would love to see him naked too! “No Kitty! You can’t have muh potpah!”
I think for Christmas you should buy your boss a sense of humor. That was seriously funny! Love the bitten bunnies.
I think that I contaminated her chocolate pissed her off more than anything. HA!
I read your post really, really fast, had a shot of scotch and feel as though I’m at Cannes. Not only do I have a buzz, I feel cultured.
As well you should be. Not cultured, but drinking whilst reading my blog.
I love that Easter bunny gag. I like even better that you made it come to life. You are a hilarious genius.
Have I already hired you as my new PR Director? If not, you’re hired.