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Who has the best boyfriend in the world, I mean, besides that ex-wrestler WHORE Stacy Keibler?
I know it’s a shitty pic, but it’s anything but shitty. It’s my birthday present from J. A brand new Dell Inspiron One. It’s a touchscreen and has a bunch of other stuff on it and it’s so powerful that if NASA still existed they’d be calling me to borrow it to use for launching a space shuttle and I’d be all “OH HELL NO, NASA! Get your own. I gotta blog, motherfuckers!” and then I’d go back to surfing midget porn.
Now your neck will be forever bent forward 18 inches from the screen as you tap away. . . Hope he likes the hump-neck you develop from it. What a mean bastard!
(My eyes are getting so bad that my arms aren’t long enough to have a touch-pad.)
Omigosh, I can’t wait to see all the awesome renderings you’ll be able to do with that! You could render J and GC having a “She’s mine!” smackdown on a pile of hobo bodies, with a baby goat as referee.
Well, that is Way TOO cool !
Maybe use something else as a pointer thingy on the screen to spare those perfect nails (and that won’t scratch the screen) !
It would be way awesome if it was preloaded with downloaded stuff. Of course, my wife wouldn’t put on porn or rugby or bicycle races or anything cool like that.
My rule: The quality of a computer gift is best judged by the stuff that came with it.
Wow he actually got you something awesome!
He gives awesome gifts.
He must be trying to compete with George. Is it working? I’m sure George didn’t even send a card (yet)
It’s kinda working. And no. That sonsabitch never even sent a card!
Happy birthday..I love the owls!
Thanks! I got them at Pier 1.
Nice ride, but watch your nails though. Touchscreen can be dangerous. Happy belated birthday!
It would only be fitting if you got him back with a Schmeisser for his birthday. Y’all could share it.
I’m afraid I wouldn’t share it : )
That is one huge puter.. can I borrow it?
No. Ha!
Someone loves someone!
Uh huh.
You are so spoiled..Yeah I said it!
Oh, I agree with you.
I saw one of those once. It scared me.But it is so so so so so so cool.
Ha! Scared you? Do you mean the voice command thing? Cause that is kinda freaky.
niiiice. maybe you should focus a little more on J and a little less on George’s whores… seems it might be profitable
BTW… I never thought to ask: what did you think of the rock & rye cream cola?
J understands my obsession and tolerates it well. And by that I mean he just rolls his eyes.
I drank the hell out of that Rock & Rye!! Thank you again!
you’re still welcome.
what did that blue stuff taste like?
oh… and happy birthday!
It was cream soda flavored, but the blue made it special. If that makes sense.
yep. makes sense. I thought it would taste like a blue freeze pop…
That woulda been good too : ) Ha!
Holy shit man. That is an awesome B-day gift. Jeeezzzzz, you are a lucky girl.
I really am.
J and Laura
Sittin’ in a tree
K I S S I N G!!!!
Dude, we have Palmetto Bugs that live in the trees here! So, no.
Now your neck will be forever bent forward 18 inches from the screen as you tap away. . . Hope he likes the hump-neck you develop from it. What a mean bastard!
(My eyes are getting so bad that my arms aren’t long enough to have a touch-pad.)
Oh no! So ya think he may have a thing for hunchbacks?
I’m a neanderthal, so I had to research the computer. All I can write is that it’s a few shades beyond cool. The ad even says it can replace your TV.
Do you ever get the feeling he might be trying to get in your pants?
Ha! Yes, sometimes I do indeed!
Happy birthday!
ps: Who knew that Nazis give the greatest gifts?!
I know, right?!!
sweet! J, my bday is Dec 10th!
Ha! I will let him know.
Omigosh, I can’t wait to see all the awesome renderings you’ll be able to do with that! You could render J and GC having a “She’s mine!” smackdown on a pile of hobo bodies, with a baby goat as referee.
Ha! I can just picture that.
hope your birthday is a HOOT. hahaha get it? i’m fucking hilarious today!
Owl you mean? Ha!
Well, that is Way TOO cool !
Maybe use something else as a pointer thingy on the screen to spare those perfect nails (and that won’t scratch the screen) !
Now I’m trying Not to think about midget porn….
No one can NOT think about midget porn. It’s impossible.
great…now I’m thinking about midget porn…
Everyone is, they just won’t admit it.
What?!?! No Circus Peanuts or gin?
Rip off!
Happy belated birthday. Enjoy your loot. I can’t wait to see what great renderings you come up with on that thing.
Hell, I bet I can discover time travel on this thing.
Happy Birthday, Laura.
http://myfoodforthought.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/baby-goats-2008-0391.jpg
Thanks!
That is one cute goat.
Tell him my birthday is Monday, I’ll take a smaller version!!
Ha! I will tell him. You sure you don’t want a Coach purse? Didn’t yours break?
You can have George Clooney…I’ll take J. He sounds like a keeper!
He really is.
J done ya good Laura. I’m telling my wife you’re off line for a while. Her Birthday is in about two weeks. I think. Happy birthday!
Ooo are you going to get her one too? She’ll love it.
I don’t think that’s what I said.
HA!
Totally up there with a baby goat.
And I’m not sure I mentioned previously but Happy Birthday!
Thank you.
I, like the owls, am staring in wide-eyed wonderment at the awesomeness.
Oh, and Happy 21st Birthday! (you didn’t say, so I just guessed)
What a great guess! You hit it on the head! Ha! And thank you!
It would be way awesome if it was preloaded with downloaded stuff. Of course, my wife wouldn’t put on porn or rugby or bicycle races or anything cool like that.
My rule: The quality of a computer gift is best judged by the stuff that came with it.
Cool stuff came with it, but sadly no midget porn.
Yay for Laura’s fun birthday! Yay for gifts from J! Yay for all the things that rhyme that I would like to SAY!
YAY!