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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 Yes, there will be incessant posting about George Clooney and how I’ll win those tickets to his dinner, why do you ask? | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
The conversation I imagine that will take place between Barack Obama and George Clooney at the Fundraiser Dinner I will be attending because I WILL win those tickets:
The actual conversation that will take place between Barack Obama and George Clooney at the Fundraiser Dinner I will be attending because I WILL win those tickets:
“Jazz Hands!!!” Tea spewed everywhere. Well played, Laura, well played!
Swear to God, your package will get to you…hopefully before the end of the World per the Mayans. (Procrastination is an art and I am Motherfucking Michaelangelo!)
I can not blame anyone, male or female, for fawning over George. It’s the main reason men especially like to say he’s gay because they get all weirded-out about his pure, raw beauty and their attraction to him. It’s that ole’ “If I don’t understand it, I’m gonna hate on it” kinda thing. And then, of course, I always think of that “Me thinks thou doth protest too much” kinda thing too when guys start screaming “I DON’T THINK HE”S HAWT! I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO HIM!”
HAHAH!
Well, for your sake, we must hope that the real conversation in that scenario doesn’t turn out to be:
Obama: “Hey, man, Michelle’s back in D.C., can you hook me up with one of y’alls California girls?”
Clooney: “No sweat, dude. How about that redhead that’s been looking in our direction all night? I think she’s attracted to me, and ten bucks says I can use that to hook her up with you.”
Obama: “Really?”
Clooney: “Hell, yeah. Chicks dig me. Five’ll get ya ten, if I promise her a night on the town, she’ll have wild freaky sex with you all night long.”
That’s just twisted.
Besides, Obama’s probably telling George “That redhead is such an elite, skilled assassin, the gov’t. can’t afford her anymore….So watch yourself.”
George, of course, would consider that a challenge he’d Want.
I don’t think Corgis are smarter than Dachshunds or Ridgebacks. (that’s JMO)…but we took care of someone’s Corgi for 3 months and they Are very smart ! (Qn Eliz. II wouldn’t have picked dummies).
The one we had was named Fluffy, but I called her Sparky. I thought that was much more appropriate for a Corgi.
Oooooo…you’re very smart & handy and you DO need something to occupy your time until you win those tickets to Clooney’s house! You SOOO need to make Avengers costumes for all your dinos!!
“Jazz Hands!!!” Tea spewed everywhere. Well played, Laura, well played!
Swear to God, your package will get to you…hopefully before the end of the World per the Mayans. (Procrastination is an art and I am Motherfucking Michaelangelo!)
Ha! I am the MASTER procrastinator!
LMAO!!!!!! I personally LOVE your new obsession with winning Clooney’s Fundraiser Dinner AND your hand-model hands! LOLOL!
Girl, you just know he’ll be looking at ‘em! Ha!
I seriously laughed out loud.
Good. It’s fun to actually LOL.
Well, I hate to write this, but the way they fawn all over each other, you won’t have a chance unless you can figure out how to turn George.
Then again, it probably really doesn’t matter. It’s not like you have to have a willing participant.
I can not blame anyone, male or female, for fawning over George. It’s the main reason men especially like to say he’s gay because they get all weirded-out about his pure, raw beauty and their attraction to him. It’s that ole’ “If I don’t understand it, I’m gonna hate on it” kinda thing. And then, of course, I always think of that “Me thinks thou doth protest too much” kinda thing too when guys start screaming “I DON’T THINK HE”S HAWT! I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO HIM!”
HAHAH!
Bright side: All the Secret Service has been fired, so there’s no one to throw you out but Michelle. And you can take her!
Well, for your sake, we must hope that the real conversation in that scenario doesn’t turn out to be:
Obama: “Hey, man, Michelle’s back in D.C., can you hook me up with one of y’alls California girls?”
Clooney: “No sweat, dude. How about that redhead that’s been looking in our direction all night? I think she’s attracted to me, and ten bucks says I can use that to hook her up with you.”
Obama: “Really?”
Clooney: “Hell, yeah. Chicks dig me. Five’ll get ya ten, if I promise her a night on the town, she’ll have wild freaky sex with you all night long.”
Obama: “Let’s do it.”
Clooney: “No sweat, man.”
It’s like you’ve never read me before. sigh
I’m just afraid that the only competition you’ll have for Clooney is Obama…
I can take him on.
“Many a truth is spoken in jest”
h/t Shakespeare
My reply was for Mark12A….
Amen.
That was funny!
Sad actually. Ha!
That’s just twisted.
Besides, Obama’s probably telling George “That redhead is such an elite, skilled assassin, the gov’t. can’t afford her anymore….So watch yourself.”
George, of course, would consider that a challenge he’d Want.
From your text to God’s eyes.
On a different topic, I posted a little something over at my site I think you’ll enjoy.
My corgis are smarter than most lawyers I know – and I know a lot of lawyers…
Jazz hands – I can picture it, haha
Corgis are just plain adorable.
I don’t think Corgis are smarter than Dachshunds or Ridgebacks. (that’s JMO)…but we took care of someone’s Corgi for 3 months and they Are very smart ! (Qn Eliz. II wouldn’t have picked dummies).
The one we had was named Fluffy, but I called her Sparky. I thought that was much more appropriate for a Corgi.
My doxie isn’t that bright. Sweet, but not too bright.
No one can resist the power of the hand model hands.
They’re like magic. Hand magic.
Hm… you know, I do hope you win.
You would be so Karmaic on those two. It would be epic.
I hope I win too.
I WANT that baby falcon!!!
ME TOO!!
Only The Clooney may have The Lovely Laura!!! (Technically, she’d have him!)
YEAH!
Jazz Hands–yet another Laura superpower. Do they work against hobos?
When attached to a shotgun they do.
Good luck in your pursuit of happiness.
Thank you.
When you win, be sure to take a peek at Obama’s big stick.
I’ll be peeking at all the big sticks. Wait..what?
Oooooo…you’re very smart & handy and you DO need something to occupy your time until you win those tickets to Clooney’s house! You SOOO need to make Avengers costumes for all your dinos!!
Ha! If only I had the time.
Laura, perhaps a variation of this could work to your advantage with Boo…and the secret service.
http://sonofsoylentgreen.wordpress.com/2012/04/27/happy-hour-hypnosis/
Ha! I need all the help I can get.
I trust you will have spectacular renderings of the spectacle.
Indubitably.
If you can sit in the same room as Obama, more power to ya.
Dude, I can sit anywhere Clooney is.
Best of luck, Laura.