2011 | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the yearly archives: 2011

It was like a Disney ride adventure, if Disney ride adventures end with having to outrun a murderous ostrich for survival.

By Laura On January 10, 2011 · 35 Comments

Nicole at Autumn People went to Florida and posted some beautiful photos of the Everglades. As I looked through them, it triggered a traumatic memory I have kept buried deep in my unconsciousness. But because writing it on a blog is just as good [...]

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Today the Internet, tomorrow THE WORLD! (Insert maniacal laugh followed by a hacking cough here.)

By Laura On January 9, 2011 · 22 Comments

I won the coveted Gold Manatee Yard of the Year Vote-A-Thon! I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone that made this possible. First, I want to thank Along Life’s Highway the Yard Art Game for having the contest. Secondly, I’d like to thank myself for [...]

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It’s good to be a hypochondriac who knows she’s a hypochondriac because when I think I’m dying, I know I’m not, only I don’t.

By Laura On January 7, 2011 · 37 Comments

I called my dermatologist’s office yesterday because I think I have leprosy and I spoke to his receptionist to make an appointment as soon as possible. She asked me what was the problem and I told her something was wrong with my skin and it may or may not be leprosy but I’d like a [...]

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When J and I talk about world events I notice that a little vein pops out on the side of his head. I don’t know what that’s all about, but he really should get that looked at.

By Laura On January 6, 2011 · 34 Comments

Me: “Did you hear about the birds falling dead out of the sky in Arkansas and a bunch of fish dying in the lakes?”

J: “Yes. They say the birds may have been frightened by fireworks and flown into buildings and stuff and a temperature drop killed the fish.”

Me: “Nah. I think [...]

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Subway Surfer.

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Karaoke Hitler.

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Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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It was like a Disney ride adventure, if Disney ride adventures end with having to outrun a murderous ostrich for survival.

Today the Internet, tomorrow THE WORLD! (Insert maniacal laugh followed by a hacking cough here.)

It’s good to be a hypochondriac who knows she’s a hypochondriac because when I think I’m dying, I know I’m not, only I don’t.

When J and I talk about world events I notice that a little vein pops out on the side of his head. I don’t know what that’s all about, but he really should get that looked at.

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