I really hope the Lexus people don’t start putting goats in their commercials.
I had to shop for another alarm clock because the one I have seems to have taken a beating lately because I suffer from insomnia and when I do sleep, it always seems to be right before the alarm goes off and I’m not a happy camper and it mysteriously ends up on the [...]
Me: “…and blah, business stuff, blah, more business stuff, blah.”
Guy: “And your title is?”
Me: “Supreme Ruler of the World and All that is East, West, North, and South of the Milky Way.”
Guy: “I need to put down your title.”
Me: “Queen of [...]
When I was in the fifth grade we had a gym class that was combined with the six graders. I remember one day our gym teacher had us all sitting on the gym floor. She told us to sit there quietly and she’d be back in a bit. I was talking with a few of [...]
I bet Eva Braun put up with this kind of shit too.
I got an iPad when they first came out because I’m douchey like that and I have been loving it ever since. The only thing I didn’t like was the name “iPad” so I’ve always referred to it as my iKillerRobot. I love my iKillerRobot. Now J is too anti-Apple to have an iPad so [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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