J has a very warped sense of what Christmas is all about.
Every year J informs me that he’s already gotten my Christmas present when I hand him my Want List and when I ask him what he’s gotten me he always tells me he’s not going to tell me. I ask him for hints and he’s all “I’m not giving you hints” and I whine and say “You’re [...]
War was declared Friday, December 2, 2011 at 3:45 p.m.
Last Friday I came into the mailroom after a meeting to find this:
Shit just got real.
Every December 1st, my mother would give each of my brothers and I our very own Advent calendar so we could count down the days until Christmas. The calendars were made of cardboard and would have some kind of Christmasy picture, be it a nativity scene or a cartoon Santa, on the front with twenty-five numbered and sealed [...]
Waa Freakin’ Waa.
There are a few things I have learned on my own in life. One is that eating an entire bag of Circus Peanuts does not constitute a meal, and another is that when you are given an extra task and you take control and you make it run like a well-oiled machine there will be petty, jealous people who will hate [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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