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I finished my Christmas shopping. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

I would make a horrible AA sponsor.

50 Comments
 

50 Responses to I finished my Christmas shopping.

  1. Sophia says:

    How does one get on your list!?!

  2. QueenBee says:

    But an excellent Secret Santa! Merry Christmas!

  3. Marianna annadanna says:

    Oh! Thanks Laura! I love my gifts. But you should buy some gifts for some other people too.

  4. Yabu says:

    There is no way The Head Pimp could support AA. You’re downtown by me.

    Merry Christmas!

  5. rdennis says:

    Merry Christmas to my favorite crazy lady blogger!

  6. jena says:

    Which one is mine? lol

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Those little bottles are great for when you go to the movies and want a “special” Slurpee to help you enjoy the show.

    Or so I’ve been told.

    • Laura says:

      They really are! That’s what I heard anyway.

      • Jess says:

        My cousin used a large purse. There was room for a bottle of “Boone’s Farm” a flask of bourbon and a flask of rum, Movies were a special ocassion, since there was no bouncer, we were the only drunks and if we were quiet, they ignored our stumbling when we left the theater.

        • Jess says:

          One other thing: in my reminiscing, I forgot to wish you a Merry Christmas and remind that Jack needs a hug and don’t let him drink. After all, somebody has to drive.

        • Laura says:

          HAHA! I hope y’all weren’t driving!

          • Jess says:

            Well, I have to confess we were. Dangerous folks we were back then and sometimes loud.

            I’ve been kicked out of a bar only once in my life. My cousin was the reason, which was bad enough, but I was in the middle of a 10 game run on a table and I had to drag her, and my brother, from the bar before we were arrested.

            Goodness. The more I write the more I dredge up the wonderful memories of a misguided youth.

          • Laura says:

            I’ve had some near escapes myself.

  8. patti says:

    Merry Christmas :)

  9. Erinyes says:

    A horrible sponsor??? You’d make a horrible NEWCOMER!

    Merry Christmas. Folly says she wants to spend Christmas at YOUR house.

  10. Jeffro says:

    Pffft on Martha Stewart and her ilk. I get my gifting and decorating advice from YOU, cuz yer way way kewler than that bunch.

    And Merry Christmas to you, J., Jack, Tinks and anyone else I missed. ;0

  11. One Crazed Chick says:

    Explains that coma the other night! LOL
    Merry Christmas to you and Jack, and Herman, Tink and Thelma! Hope I didn’t miss one!

  12. Kim says:

    So, what do you suggest we drink for lunch? That’s a breakfast assortment, right?

    Merry Christmas to you and anyone else in your immediate/soon to be immediate/extended vicinity.

  13. Mrs. Who says:

    Have a merry and effervescent Christmas as only you can!

  14. Tink says:

    I hope you have a GRAND day tomorrow. wear a short sleeved shirt.I had on a no sleeved shirt at church tonight. I had a shirt over it but the minute I walked into my brothers house I almost passed the frig out. OMG.. there was no air at ALL,, Just sayin… Have a wonderful Christmas and give the “J” man a big hug for us. we love you guys.

  15. ManhattanMaven says:

    Mr Clooney LOVES him some Lemoncello!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

  16. SB Smith says:

    I don’t know about liquor laws in SC, but in TX you have to go to a Liquor Store to buy the hard stuff (and they’re ALL closed on Sundays)
    The grocery stores sell beer and wine.
    Anyway, I was going to say you must be VERY popular at your local liquor store !
    Looks like an interesting group of booze/hooch/fire water !!

    • Laura says:

      They have eased up on the liquor laws here. They wanted more money. And the liquor store owner and I have a love-hate relationship. One day I will write about it. It’s actually very funny. We cuss each other out everytime I go in. HA!

  17. Mayor Gia says:

    That looks delicious. I wish you were my Santa!

  18. Jennifer says:

    That’s a lot of booze!!

  19. The Nickster says:

    why do I feel like maybe only the first couple rows were gifts…

  20. We had Husband’s family at our house for 4 days. By Christmas I kiddingly told brother-in-laws girlfriend that the thermos I had been drinking water out of all day was actally filled with vodka. Husband totally looked at me and said “you really don’t, do you?” Unfortunately I did not…

    How do I get on your list?

  21. oddybobo says:

    I don’t know what that “Kinky” stuff is… but I must have it. The Cupcake wine, I gifted to everyone this Christmas! :)

  22. Heartless Harlot says:

    So……

    How, exactly, does one get on your Christmas gift list?

    I’m assuming some sort of aide in the killer robot/get George Clooney in your bedroom/hobo killing spree/buy you a pigmy goat departments…..

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