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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 I finished my Christmas shopping. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
My cousin used a large purse. There was room for a bottle of “Boone’s Farm” a flask of bourbon and a flask of rum, Movies were a special ocassion, since there was no bouncer, we were the only drunks and if we were quiet, they ignored our stumbling when we left the theater.
One other thing: in my reminiscing, I forgot to wish you a Merry Christmas and remind that Jack needs a hug and don’t let him drink. After all, somebody has to drive.
Well, I have to confess we were. Dangerous folks we were back then and sometimes loud.
I’ve been kicked out of a bar only once in my life. My cousin was the reason, which was bad enough, but I was in the middle of a 10 game run on a table and I had to drag her, and my brother, from the bar before we were arrested.
Goodness. The more I write the more I dredge up the wonderful memories of a misguided youth.
I hope you have a GRAND day tomorrow. wear a short sleeved shirt.I had on a no sleeved shirt at church tonight. I had a shirt over it but the minute I walked into my brothers house I almost passed the frig out. OMG.. there was no air at ALL,, Just sayin… Have a wonderful Christmas and give the “J” man a big hug for us. we love you guys.
I don’t know about liquor laws in SC, but in TX you have to go to a Liquor Store to buy the hard stuff (and they’re ALL closed on Sundays)
The grocery stores sell beer and wine.
Anyway, I was going to say you must be VERY popular at your local liquor store !
Looks like an interesting group of booze/hooch/fire water !!
They have eased up on the liquor laws here. They wanted more money. And the liquor store owner and I have a love-hate relationship. One day I will write about it. It’s actually very funny. We cuss each other out everytime I go in. HA!
We had Husband’s family at our house for 4 days. By Christmas I kiddingly told brother-in-laws girlfriend that the thermos I had been drinking water out of all day was actally filled with vodka. Husband totally looked at me and said “you really don’t, do you?” Unfortunately I did not…
How does one get on your list!?!
Just cover my back in a bar fight. Ha!
But an excellent Secret Santa! Merry Christmas!
Ha! Merry Christmas!
Oh! Thanks Laura! I love my gifts. But you should buy some gifts for some other people too.
HAHAHAH! Merry Christmas!
There is no way The Head Pimp could support AA. You’re downtown by me.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas to my favorite crazy lady blogger!
Merry Christmas to you!
Which one is mine? lol
Cupcake Frosting Vodka.
Ohhh yummy! ty.lol merry xmas
Those little bottles are great for when you go to the movies and want a “special” Slurpee to help you enjoy the show.
Or so I’ve been told.
They really are! That’s what I heard anyway.
My cousin used a large purse. There was room for a bottle of “Boone’s Farm” a flask of bourbon and a flask of rum, Movies were a special ocassion, since there was no bouncer, we were the only drunks and if we were quiet, they ignored our stumbling when we left the theater.
One other thing: in my reminiscing, I forgot to wish you a Merry Christmas and remind that Jack needs a hug and don’t let him drink. After all, somebody has to drive.
Ha! His legs are way too short! Merry Christmas to you!!
HAHA! I hope y’all weren’t driving!
Well, I have to confess we were. Dangerous folks we were back then and sometimes loud.
I’ve been kicked out of a bar only once in my life. My cousin was the reason, which was bad enough, but I was in the middle of a 10 game run on a table and I had to drag her, and my brother, from the bar before we were arrested.
Goodness. The more I write the more I dredge up the wonderful memories of a misguided youth.
I’ve had some near escapes myself.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas!
A horrible sponsor??? You’d make a horrible NEWCOMER!
Merry Christmas. Folly says she wants to spend Christmas at YOUR house.
It’s fun all up in here all the holiday season!
Merry Christmas!
I’ve no doubt of that! Merry Christmas!
Pffft on Martha Stewart and her ilk. I get my gifting and decorating advice from YOU, cuz yer way way kewler than that bunch.
And Merry Christmas to you, J., Jack, Tinks and anyone else I missed. ;0
HAHA! I’m better than Martha any day! Ha!
Merry Christmas to you!
Explains that coma the other night! LOL
Merry Christmas to you and Jack, and Herman, Tink and Thelma! Hope I didn’t miss one!
No you didn’t! Merry Christmas to you and yours!
So, what do you suggest we drink for lunch? That’s a breakfast assortment, right?
Merry Christmas to you and anyone else in your immediate/soon to be immediate/extended vicinity.
More of the same.
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Have a merry and effervescent Christmas as only you can!
And a Merry Christmas to you!
I hope you have a GRAND day tomorrow. wear a short sleeved shirt.I had on a no sleeved shirt at church tonight. I had a shirt over it but the minute I walked into my brothers house I almost passed the frig out. OMG.. there was no air at ALL,, Just sayin… Have a wonderful Christmas and give the “J” man a big hug for us. we love you guys.
It’s warm for sure.
Merry Christmas!
Mr Clooney LOVES him some Lemoncello!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
I don’t know about liquor laws in SC, but in TX you have to go to a Liquor Store to buy the hard stuff (and they’re ALL closed on Sundays)
The grocery stores sell beer and wine.
Anyway, I was going to say you must be VERY popular at your local liquor store !
Looks like an interesting group of booze/hooch/fire water !!
They have eased up on the liquor laws here. They wanted more money. And the liquor store owner and I have a love-hate relationship. One day I will write about it. It’s actually very funny. We cuss each other out everytime I go in. HA!
That looks delicious. I wish you were my Santa!
You just have to have my back in a bar fight to be on my list.
That’s a lot of booze!!
Indeed.
why do I feel like maybe only the first couple rows were gifts…
HAHAHAHAHA!
We had Husband’s family at our house for 4 days. By Christmas I kiddingly told brother-in-laws girlfriend that the thermos I had been drinking water out of all day was actally filled with vodka. Husband totally looked at me and said “you really don’t, do you?” Unfortunately I did not…
How do I get on your list?
I don’t know what that “Kinky” stuff is… but I must have it. The Cupcake wine, I gifted to everyone this Christmas!
The Cupcake vodka is da bomb too.
The Kinky stuff is a mango-citrus flavored vodka.
So……
How, exactly, does one get on your Christmas gift list?
I’m assuming some sort of aide in the killer robot/get George Clooney in your bedroom/hobo killing spree/buy you a pigmy goat departments…..
YES! Something like that. Ha!