Here comes the weekend and it’s time to drink yourself blind and drunk dial ex-boyfriends, slurring “You never loved me, you bastard!” while crying and wondering what became of your youth as you eat your ramen noodles because you spent all your money on booze and Circus Peanuts and expensive down pillows. I mean, I heard some people do that.
The other day I put episode one of Guy On A Buffalo in my Links To Enjoy and now I’m posting episode two here because it makes me laugh and laughing is important when what you really, really want to do is stab people even though stabbing people is illegal and messy. Which reminds me, I have [...]
I haven’t wanted to mention this, mainly because I’m afraid saying it will jinx it somehow, but remember the Wake-Up Light I ordered based solely on their use of a rooster (not to mention there’s a goat too) in their ad? Well, ever since I’ve started using it I have not had one bad [...]
I swear to God it’s like my employer negotiated with a mobile meth lab for our health care benefits.
My eye rabies has almost completely disappeared so I decided to get an eye exam and get a new pair of glasses since my last ones were eaten by my dog Jack. I didn’t go to my regular eye doctor because he doesn’t take my vision insurance, which isn’t insurance so much as a discount card; a really bad discount [...]
Alexander Skarsgård wrote me a love note, y’all!
One of my readers said that I should send Alexander Skarsgård a note directing him to my blog, so I did even though I knew I risked a restraining order, and lo and behold he wrote me back (!!) because I know he felt an irresistible attraction to me, like most men do. Shut. Up.
I know to [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.