2011 June | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the monthly archives: June 2011

When you are driving a post-apocalyptic vehicle it’s good to practice post-apocalyptic maneuvers.

By Laura On June 30, 2011 · 87 Comments

When I saw the truck above on the highway, I could not refrain from getting behind it. Maybe it’s because I like to live life dangerously, or maybe it was because I was driving J’s Hummer. (Shhh.) I followed it for several miles, waiting for watermelons to fall. Under my breath I was mumbling “C’mon. C’mon, drop you [...]

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It’s just like Field of Dreams except there’s no cornfield and they all wear shoes and they’re not dead.

By Laura On June 29, 2011 · 76 Comments

J is a big fan of the University of South Carolina Baseball. They won the College World Series last year, and are about to win it again this year. I’m not big on sports, pro or college, but I tried my best to share his enthusiasm. Well, okay maybe not my [...]

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Chewed up skeletons in the closet.

By Laura On June 28, 2011 · 110 Comments

I’m not big on blogging private matters. Hell, I’m not big on talking about private matters. I’m a big believer in secrets and holding things in until you think you’re going crazy and instead of discussing them with your friends and family, you just keep on burying them like dead hookers, sometimes even drowning them with pills and [...]

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Nothing is sweeter than knowing a three-day holiday weekend is coming, well, except winning the lottery because then every day is a three-day holiday with sprinkles on top.

By Laura On June 27, 2011 · 62 Comments

My weekend involved two failed murder attempts made on my life. The first was by my GPS system, and the other by an old man wearing a hat driving on the highway. Never trust your GPS or an old man in a hat; or an old man in a hat with a GPS. Hell, I don’t even know what [...]

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Karaoke Hitler.

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When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

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When you are driving a post-apocalyptic vehicle it’s good to practice post-apocalyptic maneuvers.

It’s just like Field of Dreams except there’s no cornfield and they all wear shoes and they’re not dead.

Chewed up skeletons in the closet.

Nothing is sweeter than knowing a three-day holiday weekend is coming, well, except winning the lottery because then every day is a three-day holiday with sprinkles on top.

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