2011 April | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the monthly archives: April 2011

I used to think he slept all day while I was at work. Apparently I was wrong.

By Laura On April 29, 2011 · 29 Comments

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I’ll be watching a replay of the Royal Wedding tonight, taking a shot every time the announcer says “Diana.” I figure I’ll be passed out by the time the first guest arrives.

By Laura On April 29, 2011 · 34 Comments

I brought my outdoor cat Tinks, the serial killer, into the house Thursday morning because a badass storm was coming and even the sunroom didn’t seem safe. She doesn’t particularly like being in the house and I was kind of apprehensive about leaving her in [...]

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Dinosaurs not included.

By Laura On April 28, 2011 · 40 Comments

I am completely addicted to beauty products. And it’s not because I’m one of those girly-girl prissy things either. It must be because I grew up watching TV and being bombarded with commercials that said if you bought the right product your life would be filled with joy and happiness. When I grew up I learned [...]

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——– CLEAR! ——-^—-^—-

By Laura On April 27, 2011 · 43 Comments

I had my yearly cardiology appointment the other day. I see a cardiologist because, as I said before, I technically “died” during, and after, a non-cardiac surgery and they had to jump-start my heart a few times. I love telling people I died before, but I don’t like giving details. Most people will say “What [...]

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Links to Enjoy

Moth.

BIRDS!

Andrew Knapp Photos.

Pot Noodles.

The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.

Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.

Rescued!

Wake Up!

Hitler's Home Movies.

Adopted!

Subway Surfer.

MC Mom.

Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?

Now I want to go to Iceland.

AYA!

Karaoke Hitler.

Wake up! They see us!

Wasted.

How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.

A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.

Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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I used to think he slept all day while I was at work. Apparently I was wrong.

I’ll be watching a replay of the Royal Wedding tonight, taking a shot every time the announcer says “Diana.” I figure I’ll be passed out by the time the first guest arrives.

Dinosaurs not included.

——– CLEAR! ——-^—-^—-

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