2011 March | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the monthly archives: March 2011

Even awesome people get sad over stupid things. The biggest difference though is awesome people make a list and then get the fuck over it.

By Laura On March 18, 2011 · 39 Comments

Stupid Things That Have Made Me Sad This Week That Have Nothing To Do With Japan Or The Middle East Or The Economy Friday Crap List

1. I can’t remember what Circus Peanuts taste like.

2. It’s spring and spring here in the South lasts like one week and soon summer will be [...]

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

By Laura On March 17, 2011 · 46 Comments

It’s St. Patrick’s Day and I’m Irish and by law I should be drunk but the last time I drank was last Friday when Japan had that horrible earthquake and tsunami and I thought I had a roach in my ear only to find out it was [...]

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I’m feeling much better, thank you for asking. NOT.

By Laura On March 16, 2011 · 39 Comments

What the hell, people? I tell you I’m not feeling well, even go to the doctor, and I don’t blog for TWO days AND NOT ONE OF YOU SONSABITCHES ASKED ABOUT ME. I would think by now y’all would know that I don’t blog for money or fame, I blog because I’m a big ol’ [...]

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