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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 2011 March | Fetch My Flying Monkeys - Part 2
I generally throw up a list on Friday. Usually by Friday a lot of people lose interest in reading blogs because they’re too busy planning their weekend of binge drinking and sordid scandalous activities, what some like to call “Family Time.” Then by Monday, after they sober up, bury the dead hooker that was in [...]
I’ve been in a pissy mood lately so I stayed away from the blog for a few days because I hate to rant and spew my rage rabies because when you’re over it you look back and think “Goddamn, that’s psychotic, I really need anger management.” Oh, and ever notice when you get all mad [...]
I spent the weekend cleaning out my spare room because every time I walked in there I felt like I was part of an episode of Hoarders. Of course this started a chain reaction of spring cleaning other areas so now I’m in a full blown cleaning mode. That happens less frequently than a lunar [...]
Jack harvested Mister Mooey’s organs without permission. I know for a fact Mister Mooey did not check “organ donor” on his driver’s license. This is why I sleep with one eye open. Well, this and Thelma’s constant attempt to smother me by laying on my head. If they ever [...]
