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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 As if an earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear reactor disasters aren’t enough… | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
On my drive home I turned on the radio, something I rarely do, and they were talking about Japan’s nuclear power plants still getting overheated and still in danger of leaking all over the place. “Damn,” I thought, “wasn’t it radiation that created Godzilla? I really need to speed up my preparing for the apocalypse.”
Soon I was home and as I walked in my house, I immediately knew something was wrong. I stopped in my tracks and thought “This is odd. Jack always runs up to greet me.” I quickly called out for him. He came running from the kitchen with something in his mouth. I asked him what he had and he turned and ran back into the kitchen with me right behind him. What did he have in his mouth you ask? MY ALLOSAURUS. That’s right, one of my dinosaurs! Fortunately it appeared he just got his mouth on him because the Allosaurus suffered no injuries. Thank God.
Now I think I’m going to send Jack to Japan since he enjoys destroying reptiles so much.
And yes, I know Thelma threw the Allosaurus down to him. She’s packed too.
Doesn’t that just leave the ninja assassin cat? Are you sure you want to be alone with that one? You know how she sticks up for Jack, and if you put him on the slow boat to Japan…
If we don’t hear from you for a couple of days we will know what happened. We will throw a big wake for you though.
*** Rut Roh. Tinks would kill me in my sleep if he got wind of his…shit. And yes, party like it’s 1999- in my honor. ~Laura
But Mom….she gave me a toy. I can’t be punished for playing well with the others! LOL. You know that’s exactly what Jack is saying. He’s THE man!!
*** He is indeed THE man. ~Laura
LOL! Love the CAMO Jack. Where DO you shop for clothes. I must know HA! Miss Thang,, I mean Miss Thelma is stunning, absolutely stunning!
*** Jack has his own personal shopper. Thelma knows she’s stunning. That’s part of her problem. Ha! ~Laura
I am so glad your Dino was OK. your collection is being depleted quickly… I dont think Jack is the innocent here. Thelma is obviously helping him but I’m sure it is a conspiracy. I just cant figure out WHY! Why do they want to make the Dinos extinct again…..
*** Because they’re murderous assholes. Ha! ~Laura
Go Jack! GO Jack! Nice jacket! they wont see him coming in that, he will seek, sneak and destroy and they wont even know he’s there. oh yeah, while he is over there, do you think he could help them out, with that Nuki thingie they got going on? How is he at plumbing?
*** He’s kinda not so good at it what with the no thumb thing. ~Laura
Oh dear God, I should have known I wasn’t the only one who heard “Japan? Reactor meltdown? GODZILLA!!!”… maybe we can share a room in hell.
*** Girl, it’s the FIRST thing I thought when I heard about the nuclear plants. Mind if we decorate with polka dots? I like polka dots. ~Laura
Jack can go after Godzilla but please, leave Mothra alone. What will the little teeny tiny people do without their giant moth!
*** HA! But Mothra eats big ol’ holes in sweaters! ~Laura
Put those 2 on a Mr. And Mrs. Smith poster and they’d look JUST like Brad & Angelina…. the finest assassins around.
*** HA! Don’t let them hear you say that. They’re already completely bigheaded. ~Laura
Jack would get radiated over there! Plus, he would be lovin’ him some fine Japanese gheisha doxies and next thing ya know there’d be some generational mutation and Japan would be ruled by super-doxies.
Or maybe Thelma will grow. . . opposable thumbs!
*** OH HELL. I am starting to re-think this whole Japan thing. ~Laura
I’ll take a room with Jack. Doxie’s are extremely protective and he’s just too cute.
*** I trust you mean a room in Hell? Just don’t decorate it with dinosaurs. ~Laura
Thelma just looks like an evil mastermind, I bet she has her own secret lair hidden somewhere near your house.
*** I bet she does too! Probably where the other mates to my socks are. ~Laura
Some people would text ten bucks to Japan and think they really helped out. They can’t hold a candle to you – sending your attack pets to control radiated mutants from hell. Yer Awwwwsummm!!!
*** I really am, aren’t I? Ha! ~ Laura
That is one tough ALLOSAURUS! He musta threw up an invisible force shield to be able to heold Jack off until you were able to respond to his telepathic mayday he was sending.
*** HA! Or he just found him. ~ Laura
Jack is the new Nostradamus. A little furry, butt-licking Nostradamus.
As to saving yourself in Jack’s absence, you can always throw Crazy Betty at the monsters. Unless she’s the leader of them. Oh. Just figured it out. Harbinger Betty.
*** Ha! You’re probably right. And she must be busy….haven’t seen her in a few weeks. ~Laura
Seeing Jack and Thelma like this makes me think of Pinky and the Brain. Just sayin’. Thelma totally has the power; Jack is just the flunky.
*** I agree with ya completely. ~Laura
Thelma has that “reverse Hitler mustache” thing going there. She looks like she could be sizing you up like Czechslovakia.
Watch your back Jack…
*** I think she’s re-incarnated. ~Laura
Hmmm….this post reminds me of the old Far Side strip where this city is being ravaged by a skyscraper sized postman. On a hill outside of town, there’s a pack of dogs watching the monster postman on his rampage, and one of the dogs is saying something to the effect “Okay, it’s all up to us now. This is OUR HOUR!”
*** HAHAHA! I’ve never seen that one, and yes it’s JUST LIKE THAT. HA! ~Laura
Seriously? Really? After all the terrible trouble them poor people have had and your going to send that cat? Sheeesh. You got no heart girl. Them poor people have no idea what is coming!
*** But… but she’s good at batting down moths. ~Laura
Woohoo! Jack and Thelma ride again! Like Butch and Sundance! Philo and Clyde! Bonnie and Clyde! Laurel and Hardy! Wait, what?
Never mind! Go get them irradiated sonsabitches!
*** HAHA! Definitly Laurel and Hardy. ~Laura
If Thelma is the photo-negative of Hitler Cat, does that mean that she’s actually pissy-yet-good? Chaotic good, in RPG terms.
(…that means Role Playing Game, not Rocket Propelled Grenade. I almost forgot to correct for my intended audience.)
*** HAHA!! She is pissy but good except when it comes to trying to kill Jack. WITH ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADES! ~Laura
Well, you know that as good as Jack and Thelma are at their jobs, you’re gonna need Tink to take care of Hydra. That’s just too many heads for the others, I’m sure.
But, but, then who will protect you from rampaging Bouncing Betty and the Sighing Scooter Sonsabitch?
GOAT TIME!!!
*** YES! I need a baby goat!! ~Laura
WOW narrow escape for your beloved Allosaurus….
Jack looks so sweet and innocent but
Thelma looks very wicked.
Is there any other way for Jack to get the dinosaur other than Thelma swatting it down to him?
(trying to help out the poor Doxie)
that is all
*** There’s no way except for Thelma. She more than likely is trying to get Jack to choke on the dinos. She does not like Jack at all. ~Laura
Thelma is setting Jack up.. She knows he can not resist a good chew so she is knocking those Dino’s off to get him in trouble…. Smart Kitty. Devious but smart! Oh! and by the way. Nice camo jacket Jack!
*** Jack loves his camo. ~Laura
Well of course we knew that Jack is kryptonite to all the dinosaur types !
Yesiree…dynamite comes in small packages….especially those Doxies named Jack.
*** That’s for sure. ~Laura
Godzirra! (That’s how they say it in Japanese. FACT.)
Jack is so cute, you probably can’t stay angry at him for long (Thelma is another story…I have an ebil cat much like her). As for nuclear superheroes…besides 200 ft long doxies, we could also use some teenage mutant ninja turtles and a gian ninja sensei rat.
*** Ha! Yeah, Jack gets away with a lot of stuff because of his cuteness. ~Laura
LMAO! OMG Jack and Thelma are Japan’s only hope!
*** In the case of Godzilla and Mothra- yes they are. ~Laura
Doesn’t that just leave the ninja assassin cat? Are you sure you want to be alone with that one? You know how she sticks up for Jack, and if you put him on the slow boat to Japan…
If we don’t hear from you for a couple of days we will know what happened. We will throw a big wake for you though.
*** Rut Roh. Tinks would kill me in my sleep if he got wind of his…shit. And yes, party like it’s 1999- in my honor. ~Laura
Thelma is so beautiful! Even if she does look pissed. lol
*** Thelma is a prety cat. She’s also very strange. ~Laura
Jack would kick Godzilla’s ass. Thelma would bat Mothra down then put him in someone’s shoes.
*** HAHA! You’re so right! ~Laura
LOL! Thank you for my morning laugh! lol! The look on Thelma’s face is priceless!
*** That is her normal look. Thelma stays pissy. ~Laura
But Mom….she gave me a toy. I can’t be punished for playing well with the others! LOL. You know that’s exactly what Jack is saying. He’s THE man!!
*** He is indeed THE man. ~Laura
If you send Jack to Japan, you might just create a 200 foot long doxie.
*** Uh oh, imagine that upon the earth! No cat butt would be safe! ~Laura
LOL! Love the CAMO Jack. Where DO you shop for clothes. I must know HA! Miss Thang,, I mean Miss Thelma is stunning, absolutely stunning!
*** Jack has his own personal shopper. Thelma knows she’s stunning. That’s part of her problem. Ha! ~Laura
I am so glad your Dino was OK. your collection is being depleted quickly… I dont think Jack is the innocent here. Thelma is obviously helping him but I’m sure it is a conspiracy. I just cant figure out WHY! Why do they want to make the Dinos extinct again…..
*** Because they’re murderous assholes. Ha! ~Laura
I’l ltake Thelma! I saw a big moth in my hiouse last night! lol
*** I should rent her out. ~Laura
Go Jack! GO Jack! Nice jacket! they wont see him coming in that, he will seek, sneak and destroy and they wont even know he’s there. oh yeah, while he is over there, do you think he could help them out, with that Nuki thingie they got going on? How is he at plumbing?
*** He’s kinda not so good at it what with the no thumb thing. ~Laura
Oh dear God, I should have known I wasn’t the only one who heard “Japan? Reactor meltdown? GODZILLA!!!”… maybe we can share a room in hell.
*** Girl, it’s the FIRST thing I thought when I heard about the nuclear plants. Mind if we decorate with polka dots? I like polka dots. ~Laura
Jack can go after Godzilla but please, leave Mothra alone. What will the little teeny tiny people do without their giant moth!
*** HA! But Mothra eats big ol’ holes in sweaters! ~Laura
Put those 2 on a Mr. And Mrs. Smith poster and they’d look JUST like Brad & Angelina…. the finest assassins around.
*** HA! Don’t let them hear you say that. They’re already completely bigheaded. ~Laura
Jack would get radiated over there! Plus, he would be lovin’ him some fine Japanese gheisha doxies and next thing ya know there’d be some generational mutation and Japan would be ruled by super-doxies.
Or maybe Thelma will grow. . . opposable thumbs!
*** OH HELL. I am starting to re-think this whole Japan thing. ~Laura
I’ll take a room with Jack. Doxie’s are extremely protective and he’s just too cute.
*** I trust you mean a room in Hell? Just don’t decorate it with dinosaurs. ~Laura
I thought of Godzilla too when the nuclear plants got flooded!!
*** I just don’t understand who wouldn’t! ~Laura
Thelma has a ‘stache.
*** She’s been too busy throwing dinosaurs down to wax it. ~Laura
Thelma just looks like an evil mastermind, I bet she has her own secret lair hidden somewhere near your house.
*** I bet she does too! Probably where the other mates to my socks are. ~Laura
Some people would text ten bucks to Japan and think they really helped out. They can’t hold a candle to you – sending your attack pets to control radiated mutants from hell. Yer Awwwwsummm!!!
*** I really am, aren’t I? Ha! ~ Laura
That is one tough ALLOSAURUS! He musta threw up an invisible force shield to be able to heold Jack off until you were able to respond to his telepathic mayday he was sending.
*** HA! Or he just found him. ~ Laura
Jack is the new Nostradamus. A little furry, butt-licking Nostradamus.
As to saving yourself in Jack’s absence, you can always throw Crazy Betty at the monsters. Unless she’s the leader of them. Oh. Just figured it out. Harbinger Betty.
*** Ha! You’re probably right. And she must be busy….haven’t seen her in a few weeks. ~Laura
Seeing Jack and Thelma like this makes me think of Pinky and the Brain. Just sayin’. Thelma totally has the power; Jack is just the flunky.
*** I agree with ya completely. ~Laura
Thelma has that “reverse Hitler mustache” thing going there. She looks like she could be sizing you up like Czechslovakia.
Watch your back Jack…
*** I think she’s re-incarnated. ~Laura
Hmmm….this post reminds me of the old Far Side strip where this city is being ravaged by a skyscraper sized postman. On a hill outside of town, there’s a pack of dogs watching the monster postman on his rampage, and one of the dogs is saying something to the effect “Okay, it’s all up to us now. This is OUR HOUR!”
*** HAHAHA! I’ve never seen that one, and yes it’s JUST LIKE THAT. HA! ~Laura
Seriously? Really? After all the terrible trouble them poor people have had and your going to send that cat? Sheeesh. You got no heart girl. Them poor people have no idea what is coming!
*** But… but she’s good at batting down moths. ~Laura
Woohoo! Jack and Thelma ride again! Like Butch and Sundance! Philo and Clyde! Bonnie and Clyde! Laurel and Hardy! Wait, what?
Never mind! Go get them irradiated sonsabitches!
*** HAHA! Definitly Laurel and Hardy. ~Laura
If Thelma is the photo-negative of Hitler Cat, does that mean that she’s actually pissy-yet-good? Chaotic good, in RPG terms.
(…that means Role Playing Game, not Rocket Propelled Grenade. I almost forgot to correct for my intended audience.)
*** HAHA!! She is pissy but good except when it comes to trying to kill Jack. WITH ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADES! ~Laura
Well, you know that as good as Jack and Thelma are at their jobs, you’re gonna need Tink to take care of Hydra. That’s just too many heads for the others, I’m sure.
But, but, then who will protect you from rampaging Bouncing Betty and the Sighing Scooter Sonsabitch?
GOAT TIME!!!
*** YES! I need a baby goat!! ~Laura
WOW narrow escape for your beloved Allosaurus….
Jack looks so sweet and innocent but
Thelma looks very wicked.
Is there any other way for Jack to get the dinosaur other than Thelma swatting it down to him?
(trying to help out the poor Doxie)
that is all
*** There’s no way except for Thelma. She more than likely is trying to get Jack to choke on the dinos. She does not like Jack at all. ~Laura
They could be the reason that dinosaurs are extinct!
*** I’m thinking you’re right. ~laura
Thelma is setting Jack up.. She knows he can not resist a good chew so she is knocking those Dino’s off to get him in trouble…. Smart Kitty. Devious but smart! Oh! and by the way. Nice camo jacket Jack!
*** Jack loves his camo. ~Laura
Well of course we knew that Jack is kryptonite to all the dinosaur types !
Yesiree…dynamite comes in small packages….especially those Doxies named Jack.
*** That’s for sure. ~Laura
Godzirra! (That’s how they say it in Japanese. FACT.)
Jack is so cute, you probably can’t stay angry at him for long (Thelma is another story…I have an ebil cat much like her). As for nuclear superheroes…besides 200 ft long doxies, we could also use some teenage mutant ninja turtles and a gian ninja sensei rat.
*** Ha! Yeah, Jack gets away with a lot of stuff because of his cuteness. ~Laura
LOVE the look on Thelma’s face!
*** That’s prety much her usual expression. ~Laura
I rip out the squeekers… are there squeekers in your dinos?
*** HA! No squeakers. ~Laura