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It’s all fun and games until Jack goes all Turista. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura


Mr. Mooey


Jack harvested Mister Mooey’s organs without permission. I know for a fact Mister Mooey did not check “organ donor” on his driver’s license. This is why I sleep with one eye open. Well, this and Thelma’s constant attempt to smother me by laying on my head. If they ever partner up, I’m a goner. Murderous sonsabitches.

22 Comments
 

22 Responses to It’s all fun and games until Jack goes all Turista.

  1. Yabu says:

    Keep that eye open…when a doxie teams up with a cat, it can be nothing but trouble.
    Watch your back.
    *** Oh I do. ~Laura

  2. laughingmom says:

    Mister Mooey’s just MILKING it. It’s proably just a flesh wound.
    *** HAHA! Good one! ~ Laura

  3. Nicole says:

    Noooooo! Not Mister Mooey! Oh, the moo-manity!
    **** Ha! I know! It was a COWtastrophe! ~Laura

  4. a little bit aaa Jessica says:

    So sorry to hear about Mr. Mooey! Mooey he rest in peace.
    *** Thank you mooey much for your sympathy. ~Laura

  5. Angie Martinez says:

    Well, I certainly hope Jack is going to share his “finders fee” with you….I hear there’s quite the black market for Mr. Mooey parts. Not that I’m involved in anything like that.
    *** I think they go for 2.87 a pound with a coupon. ~Laura

  6. MorningGlory says:

    “Where’s the beef?” He wants to go on your diet with you!
    *** HA! He likes his snacks too much. ~Laura

  7. Jan says:

    It’s an udder disaster!
    *** HA! It is! ~Laura

  8. Jena says:

    LOL @ LM!

  9. Steph says:

    I thought the urban legend dictated that only crack addicted or prostitute cows woke up in bathtubs to find an organ missing? Cow organs go for big bucks on the black market.
    Was Mister Moodey hiding something from you?
    *** Well I’m pretty certain he was the major supplier of METHane gas in this region. ~Laura

  10. rdennis says:

    See, that’s what happens when you dress dogs up in silly costumes!!!!! :P
    Good to see Jack has some of that good “cowdog” in him. Bring him and let him try his had at the real ones. Him and Bob would love each other!
    *** HA! I can just picture Jack seeing a cow for the first time evah! ~Laura

  11. Jeffro says:

    Mr. Mooey’s innards look more like beef byproducts than steak.
    *** Potted meat. ~Laura

  12. Holly says:

    At least if they ever do try anything your blog has documented previous attempts and would probably stand as evidence in a court of law, so they wouldn’t get away with it. Maybe God is sending you the goat as your protector? Or as a decoy.
    *** That’s what I’m thinking topo. ~Laura

  13. backbeforethewar says:

    “Zombie Jack” have you checked
    *** Uh oh, no I haven’t… ~Laura

  14. One Crazed Chick says:

    We could have a moomorial service for her.
    *** HA! We should do that and invite the dinosaurs. ~Laura

  15. Teresa says:

    If you ever get a pygmy goat I think you’re gonna have to carefully consider whether or not to leave Jack alone in the same room with it. Might be messy.
    *** Oh lawd. I somehow think the goat could hold his own. ~Laura

  16. laughingmom says:

    Have you checked Jack for Mad Cow disease – I hear it is highly contagious!!
    *** OH NOES! I think his rabies will kill his Mad Cow. ~Laura

  17. Tad says:

    Looks to me like he’s blowing smoke out his mouth and his ass. Moo-be you should take him to the e-moo-gency room!
    *** Ha! ~Laura

  18. Larry says:

    Quick! Take that cow to the taxidermist!
    *** HA! ~Laura

  19. Laura, I thought by now Jack would know his Stick Science.
    Pinata-stick. It’s science, Jack.
    *** He is a mini-scientist. ~Laura

  20. AmyLynn says:

    It is a warning….of impending zombie Apocalypse doom…
    the sign of the COW mutilation.
    RUN!
    that is all
    *** I ran but I had to go back and clean up the carnage. ~Laura

  21. Elisson says:

    Good gawd. Did Mister Mooey wake up in a tub full of ice in Rio de Janeiro?
    *** Jack wasn’t that nice. He was turned into burger. ~Laura

  22. The Nickster says:

    Jack needs a set of Doggles (http://www.cracked.com/article_19088_6-brilliant-inventions-that-look-like-gag-gifts_p2.html). He probably thought it was an intruder.
    *** He would look cool on a pair. ~Laura

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