How Satan stole my calzone.
I’ve been on this low-carb diet, “The Hell Diet” as I refer to it, for three months now. The most amazing thing about it is you really do lose your hunger. I mean, I still dream about pasta and Cheetos and Circus Peanuts and sometimes when I’m stopped at a traffic light and I look [...]
Last week I bought four lottery tickets because there were two lotteries and they were giving away a gazillion dollars on each one. The drawings were this past weekend and I didn’t win a penny and that really sucks because I really thought I’d win. As a matter of fact, my retirement plan is solely [...]
As if an earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear reactor disasters aren’t enough…
On my drive home I turned on the radio, something I rarely do, and they were talking about Japan’s nuclear power plants still getting overheated and still in danger of leaking all over the place. “Damn,” I thought, “wasn’t it radiation that created Godzilla? I really need to speed up my preparing for the apocalypse.”
Soon I [...]
It is Sunday night and it’s late and I haven’t buried my dead hooker yet. But it’s cooler here than it has been so hopefully the dead hooker stain in the back seat won’t be too bad. Note to self: Clean out the trunk.
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.