2010 | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the yearly archives: 2010

In keeping with being an Attention Whore, here’s a pic of Thelma to entertain you while I prepare my house for below freezing temps tonight- and by “preparing my house” I mean drinking gin and watching Fight Club

By Laura On January 8, 2010 · 19 Comments

P.S. Jack will choose the first winner of a cool crap box this weekend and the winner will be announced Sunday. You can keep entering on each entry because after the first winner is picked I will start filling the jar again immediately. I have a lot of crap.

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Special Early Morning Weather Update! S.O.S (Save Our Skin)

By Laura On January 8, 2010 · 14 Comments

I don’t know how much time I have. It’s cold and windy here in South Carolina and it’s supposed to get COLDER! I am frightened. We survived the snow flurries last night only because they didn’t happen. Now we face a different challenge. A cold Arctic air mass is moving in. Cold plus wind brings [...]

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The end is near because snow flurries will be arriving tonight but instead of buying all the milk and bread I can carry, I am here promoting Attention Whore Month- You’re welcome

By Laura On January 7, 2010 · 16 Comments

Dogette and I have declared January “Attention Whore Month.” Everyone who blogs knows that traffic slows down in December because people are busy shopping, traveling or wanking to “It’s A Wonderful Life.” By January holidays and holiday specials are over and the weather usually forces people indoors. And when [...]

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I am doing this entry so that I can get a ton of comments from people wanting my crap and also because the news told me I am going to die Thursday because we are going to have snow flurries

By Laura On January 6, 2010 · 28 Comments

I’m hoping I’ll still be alive (OH MY GOD FLURRIES!) this weekend to get my dog to pick a winner, but J promised me he would if I couldn’t. I am impressed at the amount of people wanting my cool crap. I went through some more crap yesterday and I [...]

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In keeping with being an Attention Whore, here’s a pic of Thelma to entertain you while I prepare my house for below freezing temps tonight- and by “preparing my house” I mean drinking gin and watching Fight Club

Special Early Morning Weather Update! S.O.S (Save Our Skin)

The end is near because snow flurries will be arriving tonight but instead of buying all the milk and bread I can carry, I am here promoting Attention Whore Month- You’re welcome

I am doing this entry so that I can get a ton of comments from people wanting my crap and also because the news told me I am going to die Thursday because we are going to have snow flurries

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