Co-Worker: “Oh I forgot to tell you, you were in my dream last night!”
Co-Worker: “Yes, you were in my dream!”
Me: “In this dream did I tell you you’re annoying as hell and try to stab you?”
Co-Worker: (laughs) “No.”
Me: “Then it wasn’t me.”
If you’ve been reading this blog or Advice Asylum, or Two Nervous Dogs, you’d know it’s Attention Whore Month and I’m a big ol’ attention whore. You’d think being an attention whore would make me a “people person.” Well, it doesn’t. Sure, I want [...]
The Chinese are either really bad liars or are really good ass-kissers
We’re still fighting for our lives here. It’s going to be 16 degrees tonight. SIXTEEN DEGREES. This is the deep south, people. We are not used to this. And in case you’re wondering, Tinks the outside cat is spending the nights inside. Yes, Tinks the serial killer cat is in the house at night, locked [...]
And the first winner of cool crap is…
Congrats Maeve! Jack chose you as the winner of the first cool crap box. Email me a name and address you want it shipped to along with a wish list of crap you wouldn’t wrinkle your nose up at too much. Keep it real- no [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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