Brain rabies hurts. So does no one being concerned about your brain rabies.
So I left work early on Wednesday because I felt shitty. I couldn’t really pinpoint what was wrong but I feared the cold or flu was coming on. After I got home I didn’t want to leave again for medications so I looked in my medicine cabinet to see what I had on hand. The [...]
Offices are such lovely places to celebrate approaching holidays. (That’s called “sarcasm.”)
Remember a few days ago I showed you the Christmas tree I decorated at work and turned it into a work of art called “Tinseled Tarantula Tannenbaum with Blue Balls?”
Yeah well, apparently good Christian people find a spider on a tree sacrilegious or some shit and they [...]
I am the youngest of four children. By the time I came along it was always pretty evident that my mother was sick of taking pictures of us kids because most of my childhood pics are black and white Polaroids, whereas all my brothers had huge studio portraits and oil paintings of them on ponies [...]
Proof that Nazis hate vampires and vampire love.
So the Twilight Eclipse movie was released on DVD Saturday and I downloaded it first thing in the morning because internally I’m a twelve year old school girl. A twelve year old school girl with a 75 year old hobo’s liver, but a twelve year old just the same. Anyway, I don’t know why I [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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