2010 | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the yearly archives: 2010

I know you all have been wondering what movies I have seen lately, so I’m going to tell you.

By Laura On December 23, 2010 · 34 Comments

I watched the movie Precious yesterday because it was on J’s Netflix’s View It Instantly. I know I’m probably the last person on the planet to watch it, but I was just never in the mood to see something that depressing until I could do it free. The acting was fabulous. The girl who played [...]

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When you watch as many late night and early morning infomercials as I do, you have lots of time on your hands to think about killing people for cash.

By Laura On December 22, 2010 · 41 Comments

I called J on Tuesday because I wanted to tell him I made a life decision. Kind of. I told him I wanted to change careers and that I wanted to become an executioner. He was all “Laura, do you have insomnia again?” and I told him “Yes, as a matter of fact I woke [...]

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It’s like the time the Yankees plundered my plantation and I had to make a dress out of curtains and I swore I’d never be hungry again. That really happened and I don’t give a damn if you don’t believe me.

By Laura On December 21, 2010 · 39 Comments

I have to finish wrapping Christmas gifts, which basically means I am placing liquor bottles in gift bags, but I wanted to post this video that Jan at Cascade Exposures sent me Monday. I played it at work and immediately fell unconscious from the sheer super-sonic sweetness of it. I [...]

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Here’s another Friday List on a Monday because I stayed out on the Island of Unwanted Stocking Stuffers helping the dinosaurs with their inventory last night. It is the end of the year, you know.

By Laura On December 20, 2010 · 35 Comments

Friday List of Crap on a Monday List

1. I am completely finished with my Christmas shopping. As previously stated, I shopped the Internet and the liquor store. I should be a professional shopper. Fact.

2. Now that they aren’t in style anymore, I ordered myself a pair of Uggs for Christmas. [...]

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Hitler's Home Movies.

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Subway Surfer.

MC Mom.

Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?

Now I want to go to Iceland.

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Karaoke Hitler.

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Wasted.

How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.

A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.

Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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I know you all have been wondering what movies I have seen lately, so I’m going to tell you.

When you watch as many late night and early morning infomercials as I do, you have lots of time on your hands to think about killing people for cash.

It’s like the time the Yankees plundered my plantation and I had to make a dress out of curtains and I swore I’d never be hungry again. That really happened and I don’t give a damn if you don’t believe me.

Here’s another Friday List on a Monday because I stayed out on the Island of Unwanted Stocking Stuffers helping the dinosaurs with their inventory last night. It is the end of the year, you know.

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