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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 Life likes to teach us lessons as it kicks our ass. I have decided to start rendering drawings of my ass whoopings so that others may learn. You’re welcome. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Life likes to teach us lessons as it kicks our ass. I have decided to start rendering drawings of my ass whoopings so that others may learn. You’re welcome.
This happened to me Thursday. I completely blame Yabu at Bad Bad Juju. He posted THIS SONG a few months ago and I downloaded it immediately. I have played it over 165 times according to my iPod library. I recommend you download it also. Just don’t listen to it at work. Seriously. Don’t. I mean it.
33 Responses to Life likes to teach us lessons as it kicks our ass. I have decided to start rendering drawings of my ass whoopings so that others may learn. You’re welcome.
Your boss should be happy — you’ve got your mind on your money and your money on your mind! That’s called PRODUCTIVE, people!
*** YES! Very productive. Ha! ~Laura
That “Rendition” is fantastic. I sure hope you are keeping a book of these…..Hysterical…. you really should submit some of your renderings. There is a comic strip called “Kathy” so do one as “Laura & J” it would be fantastic and we need some new comics… most of the ones we have are really bad. you would blow them away….but wait, I just thought of something. They would be hard to read cause there would be a lot of #@$(**#*@&^#*@*## going on… censorship ya know……
*** What the hell do you mean I’d be censored? That’s fucked up. ~Laura
Geez, your work neighbors let you sing? Mine come and tell me about the noise pollution that I have personally risen to new levels. Maybe I should just keep hitting my fart toy
*** Good Gawd- you should hear THEM in there- they sound like they’re at a barn dance. Seriously, they have no regard for anyone and talk like they were raised on a mountain top and had to “holler to dem der neighboors.”. Why do you think I wear a headset? And YES, use the fart toy, I’d get one but it’s probably their mating call in there and I sure as hell don’t want to see that. Ha! ~Laura
The way I sing, it wouldn’t matter if it was Snoop Dogg or Bing Crosby — either way the CEO would have been cringing!
*** HA! That’s even more fun, everyone sings like shit with headsets on. ~Laura
I admire a woman with good taste, and double admire a redheaded woman with good taste. Ha, I was raised up right.
*** You certainly were. But I still blame you. ~Laura
Did you take your gin and juice break shortly thereafter?
*** I DID! Well, I had a gin and tonic that night. That Snoop Dogg has mighty powerful power of suggestion poetry in him. ~Laura
By the way, speaking of smoking an ounce, did you notice that this is post #420?
*** HAHA! And I get off work at 4 and it takes me 20 minutes to get home! Really though, I wish they’d legalize it. I’d be all over that and maybe get a decent night’s sleep. ~Laura
Don’t listen to a Snoop Dogg song at work: Check, I’m good. I don’t think I have any of his music.
Don’t sing along to said song: Check again.
Thanks for the Life Lesson!
New chapter in my zombie story up, with a another coming up later. ANd I was thinking up another one this morning – its twisted.
*** Dude, listen to this group. They are TEH AWESOME. Cool, I will check it out when I get home. (I’m shoppin’ and on my iPhone. Did you know I have an iPhone? ~Laura
Whats the betting Ipods get banned soon lol I used to do that myself then one day caught my old boss doing it – i just stood laughing at him…until he saw me…then for some unknown reason he took lunch early for the next week LOL
*** HA! Seriously he was that embarrassed? Ha! They better not ban them! It keeps me from killing people. ~Laura
You got me hooked on these guys so now I have a Pandora station – luckily my boss while a total bitch has a sense of humor and a foul mouth. Oh wait, I am my boss!!! Nice to be back- I was in the blogger witness protection program- now emerging.
*** WELCOME BACK! Yes, Bluegrass group singing rap makes my head hurt from the awesome. ~Laura
I would totally do something like this. I tend to get busted by strangers when I’m dancing in my car.
*** Oh me too… just the other day I was busted playing intense air-piano on my dashboard. ~Laura
That song… OMG… I bout busted a gut cracking up. Ive never hear the orignal and I won’t now that I have listened to THAT….
BBWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I was envisioning Stewie and Brian in a canoe paddling…
*** That’s Bluegrass Baby! ~Laura
Well, this is one pitfall that will not befall me. I have no mp3 player, and no songs on my iPhone. No, I’m not a philistine!!
I do, however, hope nothing bad came of that!!!
** OH MY GOD! You have no mp3 player? Do you live in Bedrock?! ~Laura
I work at home in my basement. OTOH I could sing it to either of the guys who own the company and all they’d say is… “could you shut the hell up until you take voice lessons.” heh.
*** I would sing loudly then if I were you. ~Laura
Nothing good ever comes of following to Yabu’s lead. Dude ain’t nothing but trouble. Especially when he pulls out the fireworks…bwaaahahaaa!
*** I’m starting to see that. Ha! ~Laura
That’s a crazy tune. And another story to add to the “Adventures In Alternate Forms of Sanity” book you are writing/living.
Nice going!
*** HA! I’ll have to remember that title. ~Laura
Has your various rabies afflicted you today to prevent you from todays blog?
*waves wand, all rabies are henceforth banished from Laura’s body*
*** I am rabies free today. Might be the wand thing. ~Laura
I’m sure he was just trying to memorize the words…Ya know? So he could sing it too.
*** I thiunk so too. ~Laura
That Yabu. He’s a badass!
*** Ain’t he though. ~Laura
Damn that Snoop Dogg!
*** Yeah! he shouldn’t have written that song! ~Laura
Whoops! there goes your Christmas Bonus.
*** HA! Too late! ~Laura
OMG! How funny! I can just SEE the look on your face….I can only imagine the look on his face.HA!
*** We both pretended it didn’t happen. HA! ~Laura
Your boss should be happy — you’ve got your mind on your money and your money on your mind! That’s called PRODUCTIVE, people!
*** YES! Very productive. Ha! ~Laura
HAHAHAHAHA! The same thing has happened to me before!
*** It’s horrifying isn’t it> Ha! ~Laura
That “Rendition” is fantastic. I sure hope you are keeping a book of these…..Hysterical…. you really should submit some of your renderings. There is a comic strip called “Kathy” so do one as “Laura & J” it would be fantastic and we need some new comics… most of the ones we have are really bad. you would blow them away….but wait, I just thought of something. They would be hard to read cause there would be a lot of #@$(**#*@&^#*@*## going on… censorship ya know……
*** What the hell do you mean I’d be censored? That’s fucked up. ~Laura
Geez, your work neighbors let you sing? Mine come and tell me about the noise pollution that I have personally risen to new levels. Maybe I should just keep hitting my fart toy
*** Good Gawd- you should hear THEM in there- they sound like they’re at a barn dance. Seriously, they have no regard for anyone and talk like they were raised on a mountain top and had to “holler to dem der neighboors.”. Why do you think I wear a headset? And YES, use the fart toy, I’d get one but it’s probably their mating call in there and I sure as hell don’t want to see that. Ha! ~Laura
The way I sing, it wouldn’t matter if it was Snoop Dogg or Bing Crosby — either way the CEO would have been cringing!
*** HA! That’s even more fun, everyone sings like shit with headsets on. ~Laura
I admire a woman with good taste, and double admire a redheaded woman with good taste. Ha, I was raised up right.
*** You certainly were. But I still blame you. ~Laura
Love the rendering. Dumb ass.. Ha!
*** I KNOW right?! Haha! ~Laura
Did you take your gin and juice break shortly thereafter?
*** I DID! Well, I had a gin and tonic that night. That Snoop Dogg has mighty powerful power of suggestion poetry in him. ~Laura
By the way, speaking of smoking an ounce, did you notice that this is post #420?
*** HAHA! And I get off work at 4 and it takes me 20 minutes to get home! Really though, I wish they’d legalize it. I’d be all over that and maybe get a decent night’s sleep. ~Laura
Don’t listen to a Snoop Dogg song at work: Check, I’m good. I don’t think I have any of his music.
Don’t sing along to said song: Check again.
Thanks for the Life Lesson!
New chapter in my zombie story up, with a another coming up later. ANd I was thinking up another one this morning – its twisted.
*** Dude, listen to this group. They are TEH AWESOME. Cool, I will check it out when I get home. (I’m shoppin’ and on my iPhone. Did you know I have an iPhone? ~Laura
Whats the betting Ipods get banned soon lol I used to do that myself then one day caught my old boss doing it – i just stood laughing at him…until he saw me…then for some unknown reason he took lunch early for the next week LOL
*** HA! Seriously he was that embarrassed? Ha! They better not ban them! It keeps me from killing people. ~Laura
You got me hooked on these guys so now I have a Pandora station – luckily my boss while a total bitch has a sense of humor and a foul mouth. Oh wait, I am my boss!!! Nice to be back- I was in the blogger witness protection program- now emerging.
*** WELCOME BACK! Yes, Bluegrass group singing rap makes my head hurt from the awesome. ~Laura
LMFAO! I love you to pieces! In a non-gay way.
*** Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ~Laura
I like that version better than Snoops.
*** I’m telling ya, Bluegrass band playing Rap is awesome. ~Laura
I would totally do something like this. I tend to get busted by strangers when I’m dancing in my car.
*** Oh me too… just the other day I was busted playing intense air-piano on my dashboard. ~Laura
That song… OMG… I bout busted a gut cracking up. Ive never hear the orignal and I won’t now that I have listened to THAT….
BBWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I was envisioning Stewie and Brian in a canoe paddling…
*** That’s Bluegrass Baby! ~Laura
I hither forth to download at thy command, marsther.
That Snoop, he gots some dope beats.
*** I loves me some Snoop Dogg. ~Laura
LOL! Fantastic drawing, Laura.
*** Thank you. ~Laura
Well, this is one pitfall that will not befall me. I have no mp3 player, and no songs on my iPhone. No, I’m not a philistine!!
I do, however, hope nothing bad came of that!!!
** OH MY GOD! You have no mp3 player? Do you live in Bedrock?! ~Laura
Hey, that’s damned catchy! As a rule, I hate rap, but y’know, I could live with this. LOL
*** It’s VERY catchy. Just be careful. ~Laura
I work at home in my basement. OTOH I could sing it to either of the guys who own the company and all they’d say is… “could you shut the hell up until you take voice lessons.” heh.
*** I would sing loudly then if I were you. ~Laura
Nothing good ever comes of following to Yabu’s lead. Dude ain’t nothing but trouble. Especially when he pulls out the fireworks…bwaaahahaaa!
*** I’m starting to see that. Ha! ~Laura
I like that song!
*** It’s a good one. ~Laura
Your boss was probably thinking, “Gee I wish I’d written that !”
*** Yeah, that’s it. Ha! ~Laura
That’s a crazy tune. And another story to add to the “Adventures In Alternate Forms of Sanity” book you are writing/living.
Nice going!
*** HA! I’ll have to remember that title. ~Laura
I get busted singing all the time with ear buds in.
*** Me too. Now. ~Laura
Has your various rabies afflicted you today to prevent you from todays blog?
*waves wand, all rabies are henceforth banished from Laura’s body*
*** I am rabies free today. Might be the wand thing. ~Laura
Anytime! ha!