And I wonder why I am buying fewer and fewer cards every year…
Every year after Thanksgiving I purchase Christmas cards that I send out to my friends so I can mail them on the last day of November. I don’t buy them by the box because those are generally really boring “Fa La La Merry Christmas” with boring, glittery elves and Santas and shit on them. My [...]
I don’t know about you all but I get mighty lazy during the holidays. I don’t know if it’s from all the shopping or from all the drinking but I do know that the last thing I want to do is cook every day. And because I want to keep up my energy, not to [...]
I love crappy music and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
I bought a bunch of music on iTunes because Steve Jobs hadn’t stolen all of my money and I felt like getting some old tunes that were on sale for 69 cents. I think Neil Diamond’s music back then was pure genius. Have you heard Soolaimon? You really should. And Karen Carpenter could sing like [...]
I should really teach history and I would if I didn’t dislike kids so much, oh, and history.
I’m not big into celebrating Thanksgiving. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll take the paid days off work and a free meal where I can get one, but I don’t see the big deal in celebrating the fact that some whimpy-ass Europeans got survival tips from the Native Americans and then turned around and gave them [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.