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It was requested that I draw an illustration of my Chickaboom Prison Dance. I hope this answers all your questions. If you just tuned in, you’ll have to read the previous entry to know what the hell this crazy is. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
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Chickaboom Prison Dance

35 Comments
 

35 Responses to It was requested that I draw an illustration of my Chickaboom Prison Dance. I hope this answers all your questions. If you just tuned in, you’ll have to read the previous entry to know what the hell this crazy is.

  1. BillN. says:

    Your artwork should get an NEA grant.
    **** HAHAHA! Thank you! ~Laura

  2. Michelle says:

    Your illustration completes the experience. It is like I was there! Thanks.
    *** You are welcome. ~Laura

  3. Tink says:

    OMG! My curiosity is really peaked now! how funny, and your art work is second to none!
    *** Thank you. I suffer for my art, which makes it sometimes painful to look at. ~Laura

  4. Jennifer says:

    OMFG!! HYSTERICAL! You could be a cartoonist!
    *** Damn, yet another career choice I missed out on. ~Laura

  5. Joe the Blog Stalker says:

    I think the biting of the tongue is what makes the dance.
    *** Yes, well, that just shows concentration and determination in the art of seduction. ~Laura

  6. Tara says:

    I LOVE IT! LOL You really could be a cartoonist!
    *** Or an assassin. ~Laura

  7. lifeshighwy says:

    Yes! I have a new desktop image.
    Also I can’t wait for the movie.
    **** HA! ~Laura

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    (with apologies to Johnny Cash)
    The Congaree Prison Blues
    Here comes that girl a joggin’
    She’s runnin here again
    Her chick-a-booming taunts us
    That damn red haired vixen
    See we’re in Congaree Prison
    Thru bars we see her flex
    Then she nibbles Circus Peanuts
    And cuddles with T-Rex…
    *** OMG!!!!!!!! MY OWN THEME!! I Lurves it!! Thank you! ~Laura

  9. Dave says:

    Most excellent illustration. I do believe it has answered all my questions.
    *** I am glad and thank you. ~Laura

  10. The Nickster says:

    you’re right…your hair was a mess.
    *** DUDE! I’m slinging it all sexy like! ~Laura

  11. Curtal Friar says:

    Hmmm….now, if you can get several men, find a set that looks like a prison, get all the guys singing the above “Congaree Prison” song acapella, and do your chickaboom dance, and have someone else with adequate videocam skill, and voila!
    Hit video on youtube.
    *** HAHA! Tragic is what it would be. ~Laura

  12. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hehe, you’re welcome.

  13. Hell, you can post that cartoon or any other post and scroll the comments to it and that would be a hit video on youtube… ;)
    *** But then I’ll be hounded by the paparazzi and shit. ~Laura

  14. Nicole says:

    Sexeh mama! That milkshake brought all the boys to the yard, I bet.
    **** YES! But the “yard” was in the back, where they shanked each other. ~Laura

  15. Erik says:

    Nice. But if it was my body, I would have had to make the head bigger.
    Also, I didn’t get the sense of the hip movement that I assumed a Chikaboom dance would generate – unless that was your intent? HA!
    I have been to prisons before…in Russia…giving out Bibles and stuff. Before we would go in(both youth prisons and womens prisons), they would tell us “All of these prisonsers have been convicted of murder, rape, and serious crimes. Don’t let their looks fool you.” Some scary stuff maynard.
    *** Sounds like my co-workers. Ha!
    In regards to the lack of hip movemnent- I try to tone down the sexy because I know it always oozes out all over my blog. HAHAHAHA~ ~Laura

  16. Yabu (EOTIS) says:

    Pure Talent…that answered a lot of my questions.
    ** I try to keep people informed and eductaed. ~Laura

  17. rathead says:

    I got to see your chickaboom dance on monday with your nails flying in the air like you just didnt care. Too funny!!!!
    *** HA! My fancy, beautiful nails! Chickaboom! ~Laura

  18. Sherri says:

    George obviously hasn’t seen your chick-a-boom dance yet otherwise you’d be over in Italy already.
    *** I know, right?! Maybe I’d send him a tape, but the judge said I couldn’t. Dammit! ~Laura

  19. garnet says:

    I’m with lifeshighway- this will be my new wallpaper!
    *** HA! I should create a pic for people to use as wallpaper. One with T-Rex and Circus Peanuts. Ha! ~Laura

  20. Janet Redmond says:

    Oh yes, this answers lots of questions.
    *** I was hoping it would. ~Laura

  21. Jan says:

    MOMA should be calling any time now!
    *** HA! My big ole bulbous head up on the walls. Ha! ~Laura

  22. Maeve says:

    Okay, you realise that now I’ll have this image burned in my retenas every time I have to read the chickaboom book or play the song for my son???
    *** HA! Excellent! As well yu should! ~Laura

  23. D.W. says:

    I could see this becoming the greatest Nike ad campaign in history…
    Just do it, indeed. :-)
    *** Ha! ” Nike- when you just have to Chickaboom Prison Dance.” ~Laura

  24. Janice says:

    LOL! I like the one about the guard wanting to shoot you!
    *** Wha?! ~Laura

  25. stanley says:

    MmmmMMmmmm sexy.
    *** I KNOW!! Ha! ~Laura

  26. Heather says:

    I really like your fluffy hair and the provocative way you are tossing it, what kind of shampoo do you use?
    *** Sexy shampoo. ~Laura

  27. Starz Barz says:

    LOl! All my questions have Been answered too.
    *** That’s a good thing. I guess. ~Laura

  28. Samantha says:

    That’s a stripper dance!
    *** Yes, probably an epileptic stripper dance. ~Laura

  29. cbullitt says:

    Get yourself one of those leather gimp masks. Leave all your hair sticking out and wild and shit, then get the saxophone music and video. That way the paparazzi won’t know who you are.
    Only your hairdresser knows for sure.
    *** OH MY GOD @ Gimp mask! HAHAHAHA! ~Laura

  30. jw says:

    Uh…*whispers, nike might be coming after you for TM violations, just saying*
    You know how litigious this society is now. I would holler fair use in your defense. Need a lawyer?
    *** Too many in my life as it is : ) ~Laura

  31. Ok, as is my wont to go totally off topic, I just made the porkchops recipe you wrote about the other day, and OHMYGOD!! they are FANTABULOUS!!!
    You need to post a weekly crazy recipe :)
    *** I am glad you liked them. I’m gonna have to do that recipe posting thingy. I have a lot of crazy recipes. Yabu said he was going to make the chops too- I hope he liked it also, I have to keep my cooking cred up. ~Laura

  32. zonker says:

    Wow, that’s like a two-dimensional Pantene commercial or somethin’.
    ** I KNOW! They should totally hire me. ~Laura

  33. CGHill says:

    You think maybe the, um, audience was upset because you were wearing semi-sensible shoes? (I mean, it’s not like they’re entitled to anything, but I do understand, perhaps too well, the dynamics of whining.)
    *** HA! It just may have been the shoes! ~Laura

  34. Pat says:

    You’re right. I had to go back and read the previous post to understand what the hell this was all about.
    I get it.
    Love the tongue hanging out.
    *** It shows concentration and devotion to the dance. ~Laura

  35. Teresa says:

    Ha – I tried commenting on this and was having a problem so my incredible contribution to your picture is now lost because damned if I can remember what it was… love the hair though.
    *** Well hell. If you think of it, let me know. ~Laura

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