2010 August | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

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From the monthly archives: August 2010

I’m in the middle of a bout of insomnia and I don’t find much funny except for my friend Richelle.

By Laura On August 31, 2010 · 27 Comments

No one can make me laugh harder than my friend Richelle. Seriously, I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard every time we talk. I’m thinking about spotlighting some of the shit she says on this blog. She doesn’t blog or tweet or Facebook because as she puts it “Girl, when I’m [...]

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While watching my boo, George Clooney, get his Humanitarian Award last night at the Emmys all I could think was “I hope I don’t run out of these pins I’m using on his WHORE’S voodoo doll I made.”

By Laura On August 30, 2010 · 36 Comments

My weekend was filled with a lot of screaming, hair pulling, death threats, and tears. Yes, I went clothes shopping. Jesus Christ. It’s still almost 100 degrees outside and there’s nothing in the stores but winter wear. What. The. Hell. And OH MY GOD, it was like EVERY store thought “Well it’s the end of [...]

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Why does the work week seem so damn painfully long but every time I turn around I’m doing another Random Friday Crap list? Riddle me that.

By Laura On August 27, 2010 · 32 Comments

This week was boring and kind of sucked, but I think you all know me well enough to know that a suck-ass boring time never stopped me from finding something to blog about, so here’s some things that weren’t boring and didn’t suck:

Random Friday Crap

1. Richelle wants to go to [...]

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To quote one of my friends, “You are both disturbing and amusing.” Maybe that’s why psychics want to murder me.

By Laura On August 26, 2010 · 35 Comments

Recently, I told you about the different birds of prey going after Jack, right? Don’t worry, I walk out with him now, and no, he doesn’t wear his lion suit. Well, it appears our squirrel population has gone down considerably since the appearance of the raptors. This is a good thing. We had too many [...]

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Moth.

BIRDS!

Andrew Knapp Photos.

Pot Noodles.

The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.

Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.

Rescued!

Wake Up!

Hitler's Home Movies.

Adopted!

Subway Surfer.

MC Mom.

Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?

Now I want to go to Iceland.

AYA!

Karaoke Hitler.

Wake up! They see us!

Wasted.

How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.

A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.

Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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I’m in the middle of a bout of insomnia and I don’t find much funny except for my friend Richelle.

While watching my boo, George Clooney, get his Humanitarian Award last night at the Emmys all I could think was “I hope I don’t run out of these pins I’m using on his WHORE’S voodoo doll I made.”

Why does the work week seem so damn painfully long but every time I turn around I’m doing another Random Friday Crap list? Riddle me that.

To quote one of my friends, “You are both disturbing and amusing.” Maybe that’s why psychics want to murder me.

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