2010 July | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the monthly archives: July 2010

Sometimes I wonder why I have so few friends until I reflect back on the conversations I’ve had with people. Here’s one I just had yesterday.

By Laura On July 29, 2010 · 46 Comments

Me: “What in the hell do you have on your feet?”

Her: “These are my new shoes! You like them?”

Me: Stares

Her: “My son picked them out for me.”

Me: “Girl, you didn’t tell him that you quit your stripper job?”

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I could think of a witty title but I’m being held captive by the Russian mafia and by “being held captive by the Russian mafia” I mean “laying on my couch watching ‘America’s Got Talent’.”

By Laura On July 28, 2010 · 33 Comments

This comment from Mr. Penis Enlargement was in my spam bucket yesterday:

HELP! I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia <some big penis site I removed dot com> and being forced to post spam comments on blogs and forum! If you don’t approve this they will kill me. They’re coming back now. [...]

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I may spontaneously combust while typing this. It’s 1 degrees outside and my AC can’t keep up, so if this ends suddenly you’l

By Laura On July 26, 2010 · 32 Comments

I watched the movie “Hot Tub Time Machine” this past weekend. I was hoping it would be at least a little bit humorous. It wasn’t. I was very disappointed in John Cusack. I may have to knock him off of my Imaginary Boyfriend List for not only starring in this, but also being one of [...]

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The Flip Flop Wars: Part One

By Laura On July 23, 2010 · 25 Comments

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Moth.

BIRDS!

Andrew Knapp Photos.

Pot Noodles.

The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.

Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.

Rescued!

Wake Up!

Hitler's Home Movies.

Adopted!

Subway Surfer.

MC Mom.

Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?

Now I want to go to Iceland.

AYA!

Karaoke Hitler.

Wake up! They see us!

Wasted.

How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.

A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.

Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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Sometimes I wonder why I have so few friends until I reflect back on the conversations I’ve had with people. Here’s one I just had yesterday.

I could think of a witty title but I’m being held captive by the Russian mafia and by “being held captive by the Russian mafia” I mean “laying on my couch watching ‘America’s Got Talent’.”

I may spontaneously combust while typing this. It’s 1 degrees outside and my AC can’t keep up, so if this ends suddenly you’l

The Flip Flop Wars: Part One

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