Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
Do you know what I really hate? Rude people. I am so sick of having to deal with rude people everywhere I go. Work, on the road, grocery store, bank, it doesn’t matter where you go, there’s rudeness smacking you in your face. It’s almost become an acceptable practice. Ever notice how we are shocked when people are actually nice instead of visa versa? Well guess what? I may have to “accept” rudeness to a degree in my day to day life, but it will not be accepted around here anymore.
I have been blogging at this site for three years. In that time I have gotten an occasional shitty comment. I moderate so it’s no big deal. They are always from lonely, vile little people sitting behind a computer feeling brave with their false anonymity. They will either lash out at me, another commenter, even at my pets for Christ’s sake, and they get deleted and forgotten. Well, anyway, Monday I got a shitty comment which I happened to have read while in a not so chipper mood. I am not going to write what they said, because what they want more than anything is to have their vomit printed and have a reaction. No, this one I just marked “rude comment removed” and posted my response, because we all know they LIVE for a response and return every hour checking for it. This was mine:
*** Thank you for taking time out of your busy day at Massachusetts Mutual to comment on a blog you don’t know shit about. Really, thanks! I hope your bosses appreciate your genius! Here’s a link back to your employer who was paying you while you were making rude comments on blogs! I bet one day they see this link to the company and wonder what brilliant employee was doing this! Most keep logs!
Have a good day!
~Laura
Yes, they commented from work at MASSACHUSETTS MUTUAL. And this is my first time doing this, and this will be my last time, but here is the person’s IP info, you know, in case MASSACHUSETTS MUTUAL needs the info to give them their “employee of the month” plaque or something:
Oh, if MASSACHUSETTS MUTUAL needs something “special” like the little shit ball comment for the engraving, they can contact me.
I do apologize to ya’ll for this entry. I didn’t want to do it, but I am so, so tired of people being nasty because they think there are no consequences for their actions. This is the last time anything like this will be posted on my blog. No, I’m not going to delete and forget anymore. I found a new site (thanks Sheri for the info!) that was created just for this shit-Pasty Retards. HA! Great name, eh? It just started up and I will send every nasty comment I get there with all their information. I recommend that all you folks who have blogs bookmark that and send your little trolls and nasty-ass commenters over there where they’ll post IP’s and maps and shit! No kidding!
Now let’s get back to what my blog is all about this month week. Badgers.
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This made my morning.
What an asshole. I know what you mean about being so sick and tired of the rude fuckers throughout the day.
Sic a badger on them. Hehe!
No wonder my 401k which is “supposedly” run by Mass Mutual has managed to under-perform every year.
this is good, this is really good. this needs to just STOP! I hope they get their tallies whacked. and not in a good way. what cowards. stupid cowards.
You rock gurl!
Like you, most of the time I just delete the crappy ones and move on. However, once on a bad day, I got a bad comment from someone who was reading my blog from work. It was a political diatribe that they left, full of assumptions about who I was and what I believed, and just littered with f-bombs. So I got screen shots and sent all the information along to every superior in his building. Never had a problem again, so…
Good for you. These people deserve whatever they get.
One person who cracks me up when she gets a Pasty Retard is Suzette over at http://cripessuzette.wordpress.com/
(hope the link works). She is a riot as a blogger anyway, but the way she handles blog trolls? Hysterical. She takes their comment and mutilates it selectively (edit) so they look like even bigger fucking ‘tards and pathetics than they already are. She ALLOWS the comment to be “approved,” in other words, but not “as is.” I may start doing that. I could edit the fuck out of some shit, you know I could. Heh.
This entire blog post is so full of WIN! And best of all, Badgers! They’re like our reward for good behavior an’ shit.
ok, when you told me what they said, they are lucky you don’t know them in real life. I’d have to dig into my bail fund. LOL!!
They don’t call them “Massholes” for nothing.
I just want to give a shout-out to the IT person from Mass Mutual who will arrive (if he/she hasn’t already) from the raw logs on their server to check out the source of all the traffic. “Welcome to the party, pal.” <<– say that in Bruce Willis’ voice from that scene in the original DIE HARD movie.
Oh, IT will know. Excellent response by the way.
I want to be you when I grow up.
I know it will come as quite a surprise, but I get very little nasty comments. Once I got a kind of hateful one telling me to grow up, which I just figured was a frustrated endocronologist who had lady issues. Now, emails? I get at least one “I hate you and wish you would eat a bug” or the psycho equivalent at least once a week.
Those badgers are almost as cute at the goats. But none are cute as George.
OMG this is equal to publically spanking someone and when you polled their trousers down to whip ‘em, they weren’t wearing any underwear! FOR THE WIN! lol
Hmph. I never get nasty comments. I want to get people in trouble and hand out badgers too!
I’m going to go sit in a corner and eat worms. Well, that and click on the Mass-Mutual link a hundred times.
Again…made of win! I shall forthwith forward all such nasties to Pasty Retards… and revel…I will revel I say!
I used to work at MassMutual. Trust me, whoever left that comment will be found and they will be dealt with.
MassMutual don’t play that.
Someone got their ass handed to them.
I have a horrible troll who works at Amgen. I am so gonna send his info in. He has been fucking with me for like three or four years and I have ALL kinds of information on him.
Excellent post- sorry you have a hater but LOVE the response.
Still ruing my gaff with Beavers and Badgers.
*** Seriously, do it. Get screen shots and send them or post them or both. They are nothing but bullies and punks. Send his stuff to that site too- Pasty Retards. From now on they will be getting all of mine. ~Laura
Hmm, I keep getting an error/no access page for both pasty retards AND Sheri (2nd day in a row). I wonder what’s up? I hope that the Feds aren’t fucking with shit again. Damn it all.
I must not be doing something right – I get no nasty comments (so far) or emails. Oh well, I wouldn’t have time to deal with them anyway, so I guess that’s a good thing. LOL.
I can’t believe they write nasty stuff about your pets! That’s just disgusting. Good thing there are lots of us who love your pets to counteract the idiots out there.
Jan – pasty retards works for me – I think someone is messing with your connection again.
Yeah, what would be really nice is if you could figure out how to get a virus downloaded on the little asshole’s computer, so that when he turns it on and logs in, the screen goes black, a skull and crossbones appears in the middle, and then a message appears under that which reads THIS COMPUTER WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 10…”
have the numbers count down to 0, and then his hard drive goes kaplooie!
Kris, I am so glad to hear that. I suspected as much, though. Excellent.
Bravo. I have always said that I aspire to reach a status that would allow me to obtain my very own troll. And now I double want that status so I can turn them in. Marking your link for future reference.
Jan: you need to hit my site and then email me telling me what time you hit so I can check my raw logs up on the server for your error info and all. I think it’s your end having an issue, though, sorry to say. I’ve changed nothing since you were last there as a commenter.
Bravo! I am sick of meanie assholes too.
this will cheer you up…
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
This is 6 minutes of way too cute.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936749
** OMG I’ve seen that. It is way too cute! ~Laura
On the upside, at least the Massholes (thank you, Suzette) at Mass Mutual aren’t using the dreaded IE 6.
*** LOL! Better off then I am. ~Laura
Laura, I really enjoy your blog. You make me crack up! Don’t let the crazies get you down. Hey, my husband saw a badger the other day by our house and of course I didn’t believe him until I googled “Monterey County badger” and found out there are plenty of those little field weasels lurking around here. And it solved the mystery of what was stealing the eggs from my neighbor’s chicken coop. I started reading your blog as a link from my friend’s blog, Purses & Poop. We were hanging out recently and I told her I was reading you and we were both repeating some of your stuff and then we looked you up and it was the post about you at the eye doctor and we were laughing hysterically. Well behaved women don’t make history my dear, keep your knife sharp!
*** Ahh, thank you, Rose. It’s nice to hear from readers. It really is. You should get a pic of that egg-sucking badger, but I heard the adults are pretty mean and like rip faces off, So BE CAREFUL! ~Laura
Way to go, if you can’t say something nice on a blog, go somewhere else.
*** You are exactly right, Kevin. ~Laura
Badgers? We don’t need no steenking badgers!
*8 But they’re cute! So what if they’re a wee bit fecious. ~Laura
OMG, at first I thought you were talking about me. Not that I leave “shitty” comments, I just leave “smart-asssy” ones. I was thinking that you were actually taking anything I said seriously. That would be a big mistake.
Anyway, since I don’t work at Mass Mutual, I figure I’m off the hook for my smart-assy comments at this point.
Here’s informing you in advance, if I cross the line, it’s because you’re overly sensitive and not because I meant any intentional slam.
Which after reading your crazy posts, I find it hard to believe you’re overly sensitive.
And I’ll make sure I never leave a comment at work. I wouldn’t anyway because someone might actually see that I’m looking at a blog that uses the F word in every other sentence.
Seriously, glad you got your revenge.
*** Oh no! I don’t mind sassy comments. This was a very mean-spirited, nasty comment meant to be hateful. Again, I only published that persons IP because they crossed a line. Do not worry at all! ~Laura
Oh Laura.
I am so offended you only find my comments sassy. Your psycho blog brings out my not-so-inner smart ass-edness.
I was certain your crazy commenter was one of the nastiest kind. I know Leeann gets those kooks also and it just saddens me.
Fortunately I don’t have enough readers to insult me to that extent.
** Believe me- you don’t want one. Oh and “my psycho blog” made me lol. For reals. ~Laura