2010 April | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the monthly archives: April 2010

Being a Science Sheriff means I’m like a real sheriff and I can deputize Junior Science Assistants and shoot people who break any laws of science or if they just annoy me. FACT.

By Laura On April 30, 2010 · 17 Comments

It all started with Sheri Gilmour’s blob and from that, Stick Science was born. Then Cbullitt at Soylent Green started spreading the Stick Science word. Soon after, the deputizing of Deputy Junior Science [...]

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Here’s where I’d try to think of a witty title, but I’m starting to see spots and the room is spinning, so I won’t.

By Laura On April 29, 2010 · 17 Comments

I have good news and bad news. First the good news, I found a lawn service company! YAY FUCKING YAY! It’s a big professional company and the guy I spoke to seems really nice and concerned about the messed up way my previous yard guy has been doing the yard, and he promises they will [...]

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I think when we’re all encased in gooey alien cocoons and our bodies serve as incubators for alien babies, you all should know who to blame.

By Laura On April 28, 2010 · 25 Comments

I found another Weirdus Yardo Alienus Withsum Tentaclesi Thingie today.

My science kicked in and I poked it with a stick, then placed it on a paper towel for further study.

Being the scientifical scientist that I am, I needed to get [...]

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If Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate birthdays, how do they know how old they are?

By Laura On April 27, 2010 · 14 Comments

Me: “Hey, my birthday is coming up. Do you need any help picking something out for me?”

J: “You’re so helpful, but no.”

Me: “Because if you don’t have it yet, I can help you out.”

J: “That’s nice of you, but I already know what I am getting you.”

Me: [...]

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Moth.

BIRDS!

Andrew Knapp Photos.

Pot Noodles.

The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.

Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.

Rescued!

Wake Up!

Hitler's Home Movies.

Adopted!

Subway Surfer.

MC Mom.

Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?

Now I want to go to Iceland.

AYA!

Karaoke Hitler.

Wake up! They see us!

Wasted.

How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.

A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.

Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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Being a Science Sheriff means I’m like a real sheriff and I can deputize Junior Science Assistants and shoot people who break any laws of science or if they just annoy me. FACT.

Here’s where I’d try to think of a witty title, but I’m starting to see spots and the room is spinning, so I won’t.

I think when we’re all encased in gooey alien cocoons and our bodies serve as incubators for alien babies, you all should know who to blame.

If Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate birthdays, how do they know how old they are?

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